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Me a year or so ago: "ooh gta5 is on ridiculously cheap but... hmmm... nah I'll not bother, it's not like it'll be anything different to the previous games, and I guess I'm having more fun with Saints Row 3/4 (let's be real they're the same game, 4 is just an expansion pack to 3 honestly). Meh"
Me today: "...oh shit I can get GTA5 for free on epic? lol why the fuck not, it's free, even if I never play it, freeee :D "

the free online encyclopaedia that NO-ONE will EVER edit again

@jk micro usb, mini usb, usb, macro usb, chonky usb.
HOST USB

waiting for one of those famiclone-style consoles with the NES-on-a-chip black-blob on the circuit board, except you plug it in and it boots into Windows XP and you play Half-Life 2

imo, the fact that it was plausible in the 90s to make a complete, native (not-emulated) recreation of a platform from the 80s, on a single chip, but it's not plausible in the 20s to do that with a platform from the 00s, let alone the 10s, is a real indictment of the last two decades

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...oh no.

oh no someone made the Black Mesa sweet voice as a weapon mod/musical instrument for Stabround and it functions basically just like it

@Siphonay@octodon.social ...actually legit kinda wanna see if I can mod RetroPie so that the logo for all GB series console emulation says Game Lad/Colour/QL (riffing on the spectrum QL as opposed to just Advance)

@Siphonay@octodon.social evergreen. never forget the gamelad colour

@avie@awoo.space wait that's a function you can just do as opposed to an extension? *peers at firefox*

@avie@awoo.space *me opening 50+ tabs on various things* ...oh right, bookmarks! I'll just uh... hunt... through these... tabs... to find the right site to bookma-FUCK I CLOSED THE WRONG ONE SHIT WHAT WAS IT AAGH okay okay it's okay I'll just... THIS window, here, I'll go to the main page and bookmark that! Yay!

*comes back to it later* ...why did i bookmark this??...

This is why I never log in to that bot's account and do fake posts pretending to be the bot because I'm afraid that I'll realise that the bot was me all along aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaactually this wouldn't be so bad to be honest. hm.

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