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pants levels are 69% and falling

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@batterpunts yes. Though it has the side effect of turning your hunger into thirst and then back again when it's slaked. So you exist for a very brief period in a quantum superposition state of thirnger. It's why it feels strange having soup for lunch despite how satisfying it is.

WHEN I WROTE THIS IN MY SCHOOL NEWSPAPER LAST MONTH I DIDNT EXPECT IT TO REALLY HAPPEN

@xenon @kity@kity.wtf wonder if there could be a live updating device counter on that installer maybe. that'd be fun

Please play my demo:

vectorhat.itch.io/rldd-demo

It's free and it's slightly dangerous (if flashing patterns bother you)

@hyperlink brb setting images of this statue and its removed head to a vaporwave cover of "where's your head at"

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- Just a bunch of wholesome lil gobs talking about moss [moss is in green text].
- Speaking of moss,, /moss/ [the italicised moss is also in green again]
- Old jewellery or coins.
- Smol lil boxes to keep your shinies in.
- Getting excited when you see a good /rock/.

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A tumblr post by gobblegobblegoblin which reads:

Goblin culture is:
- Making sound effects and random noises with your mouth.
- W riTing,, like ThIs-- [bolded]
- Picking up everything you can hold on your /mischievous lil gob hands(tm)/.
- S H I N I E S [in rainbow colours]
- /Hoarding and collecting strange little items that make you happy./
- Everyone is valid. [in pansexual flag colours]

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@zatnosk I too was shocked to find out just how gobbo I am. I mean, aside from chomping dirt and rocks on the reg.... But even then it's not like I've never chomped something inedible simply because I want to chomp.

"Geek culture isn’t suddenly left wing... it always was. You just grew up to be intolerant. You became the villain in the stories you used to love ..."

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