Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@hyperlink pure force of cool.

@hyperlink oh dang it you should have written THAT on the shoes.

@jk ....fuck. thanks to one of my secondary school friends, now I can't hear the word "ears" without imagining it as a very posh british guy saying "yes" with a snooty accent.

@enbyss@hellsite.site ...if this actually legit happens and someone releases even something CALLED Sburb as a parody, i will just quit the internet lol. i ain' handling that shit no way. i look terrible in shorts and a cape.

this toot brought to you by the fact I literally saw a jpg in my documents folder called "i am so sorry" so I was like "the fuck is this??" and opened it and had to choke down a hysterical laughing fit at 9pm.

It literally took me all of 10 minutes in Paint.net to do, it's so badly done, it's lazy as all balls, and a godawful joke, but I dunno why it makes me giggle so goddamn much

bathtub hyli haunts my nightmares

@enbyss@hellsite.site Yah, Leynos is the original one, also known as Target Earth, but that's on the megadrive lol. I only very recently tried out even one of the games and that's the recent port of it on Steam and it's... good? ish? It's pretty good. story is like something straight out of OG Mobile Suit Gundam tbqh. It's VERY VERY "faithful" to the original game tho. in the worst way.

@enbyss@hellsite.site Ah! That's why, it's called Assault Suits Valken, or Cybernator. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_Suits_Valken

@enbyss@hellsite.site aw dangit. Might have had a name change one sec

@enbyss@hellsite.site OOOoooo, I wanna see something like... Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles messed with on Wii :D .

SNES: I'm gonna go with Yoshi's Island (a classic), maybe an Assault Suit Leynos corruption might be cool.
GBA: def def def do the Sonic the Hedgehog 1 port on GBA because it's a garbageass port and basically unplayable, so might as well corrupt the shit outta it to make it entertaining in at least one way :D

@monorail @hyperlink holy god that might be a power too great for even hyli to have.

also I'm literally just imagining hyli starting to type and everyone in chat literally screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" within a few seconds...

and hyli pausing for like, a fraction, then grinning and STILL TYPING AWAY