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me ten minutes later of playing through this mod and speaking to some other npcs who are allegedly chinese: "....oh god no. -_-; "

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honestly if I had a time machine I would go back to before I got asked "so what do you want to be when you grow up?" and tell younger me to answer "I want to live a life so varied and complex that my wikipedia article is longer than most articles for major countries with a massive table of contents, all of which are of no requirement to be anything more than mundane, simply because of everything that happened." because having a wikipedia article with a ToC that tells its own story is a goal.

Me: "Ooh time to play this Beyond Boulder Dome quest mod, this looks fun!"
BBD Mod NPCs: *all calling my girl character 'he' and 'him' and whatnot as if I was playing a guy when I'm clearly not within five seconds of starting the mod*
me: :| "...this had better be that they just are really friggin weird and not that the mod creators just fuckin' assumed every player character was male and didn't bother making lines for femme characters because it was 'too much work'..."

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@jk ahhh, a proud and entrepreneurial folk, stout 14 year old kids are.

@plugs I used to do the exact same, and just recently I figured I'd give it another try and I was like "I'll just go with the NCR again like I always do cause they're the Good Guys(tm)" but within moments I was like "....hhhhmmm... ARE they tho?..." esp. wrt the Great Khans, and Freeside, and all that. Just... damn. They really ARE the "Classic Liberal" bullshit artists of the game, huh?

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@jk right? Instragram just isn't the place for tha. You want somewhere where it's easier to have a two way conversation, like telegram, signal or heck even emails or a phone call you know?

who names themselves "tom (online)" and not "tomline"

@aoife may your wikipedia article end up having to be partially locked because of frequent edit-wars by both supporters and detractors

*willingly allows themselves to be thrown out an airlock for that one*

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@nonphatic no see it's genius though, 'cause now when companies do their rainbow capitalism bullshit and try to do merch for it, it'll cost them millions. Have you SEEN the prices of printer ink? :3

@cozykaffe@snouts.online oh absolutely, but if you do the indie route you get to run Vegas with your powerful robot friends (and also as a bonus kill Mr House who is a billionaire fuckwit as well who should not exist either and that's good fun regardless, 'specially if you use a golf club weapon for the cheev/challenge), so it's not all bad, despite what the ending wants to imply.

@the_gayest_goat_in_town@hellsite.site yeeaahh but then I'd have to get fallout 3 again and i... really don't like fallout 3 much. or its story.

@Buckythesheep@snouts.online grabbing his arm just as he finishes off the k in cock , staring him dead in the eyes, not even blinking, or breaking eye contact, and forcing him bodily to draw happy faces and cocks all around it on your arm as well.

welp, time to install a shitton of extra story/quest mods! :D :D :D

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