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@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online @masklayer realtalk i had some of that a while back and I tried it with milk and it was gross as heck but shovelling those li'l squares into my maw dry without any milk and suddenly it was The Best Thing Ever?

though I've basically sat here doing nothing but dink about on my phone for days now because... been kinda busy.

Have played some Half Life Alyx tho. that's kinda rad.

@masklayer ...and my brain is so poisoned by the internet that I saw this clip and I went "yeah but let's see if he can deliver tofu along mountain roads without spilling any on his skateboard

i just read athletes as "ath-let-ez" and jesus christ i am not to be trusted with english

@KitRedgrave it's nearly 2021, and it is LONG overdue for us all to get fuckin' weird.

@mavica well dang. o_o I mean though... what's the use case for Irc? Windows 3.11 i can understand I guess. There's always gonna be some kinda embedded system in some business that uses it and needs testing and fixing occasionally, or some VM that's running it for compatability with some ancient device that only had software for 3.x... but... IRC??

@katherine wait so was him flipping tables and whipping capitalists him having a heated gamer moment?

@enbyss@hellsite.site executing Gender Overflow Attacks to execute arbitrary code to erase my gender entirely

@SuperCee@plush.city @heyheather@snouts.online @AzureHusky wait there's a sequel to that first picture holy shit.

also now that poor monkey looks like they just realised they have an iphone and are like "awww fuck how did this happen why did i buy an apple product, ugh."

@heyheather@snouts.online @SuperCee@plush.city @AzureHusky [inarticulate screaming]

long, reciting "Bitcoin as Explained by AI" from memory 

@unascribed (Ironically having JUST WATCHED that, turns out you basically got it 100% correct all the way through.)

I have a damp fluffy babie in my arms and she is padding happily because she's getting dry on me

dream, road accident, gore 

@envgen ...dreams are weird and fucked up.

okay so in this Guardian Tales game there's a character you can get who is wearing a chinese dragon onesie the whole time (or well, her sprite actually wears a series of onesies), and her line when she's clicked on in the lobby screen is "My costume is soft and fluffy! That means my costume is the strongest weapon!!" and... she ain' wrong.

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