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@Beancatte@snouts.online realtrans88: "No you don't understand I'm a real trans saying this! Neopronouns are bad and only the gender binary exists it's just biology!"
Me: "NICE TRY Henry CISenger! You aren't fooling anybody!" *pulls off the person's rubber mask to reveal an extremely cis and equally extremely online right-winger dipshit*
Everyone and a cat-twitter account at once: "Gatekeeper Limespam?!"
Gammon: "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling leftists!"

it's bandcamp friday pals 🎉

pls pick up some tracks from independent musicians today and they'll get 100% of the revenue!!

maybe we can start you off with some of our pals:

@jk
@Linda
@mollynoise
@mavica
@tom
@anne
@page
and hey maybe @powderpaint :blobcat:

Archaeologists believe that in the early 21st century, every person had a 'true name', an odd string of letters, dots, and the symbol '@' within it. We believe the '@", given its similarity of shape to a spiral galaxy, was a sacred symbol of the cosmos, the world, or power. It was used almost exclusively in words of power.

While these 'true names' appeared everywhere, the ancients avoided writing them down and would often remove the '.' and '@' glyphs. Our current theory is that the ancients believed in a malevolent deity made of pork whose attention they did not wish to attract.

The Facebookening of Oculus 

Oculus: "We're going to be requiring you to have a Facebook account to use our stuff."
Germany: "Ahem."
Oculus: "We are *entirely voluntarily* halting sales in Germany..."

arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/09

@enbyss@hellsite.site same honestly. also the term "gendertrash" is amazing and I fucking love it.

Thulhu woke up from behind my cupboards and decided she wanted a) some extra sleep, and b) some cuddles. so now she's curled up on me and snoozing.

@tom ahhh i see the problem. you're trying to play videos at 42260fps. the human eye can't see more than 40000 fps so the extra 2260 fps are utterly waste-...what's that?

...there's a what between 422 and 60?...

...

I'll be right back.

yknow. thinkin about it, im not really surprised that twitter etc is so wacky when it comes to constantly having shit about downed fighter planes and comatose heads of state. theres a big incentive to create fake geopolitical news events which last an hour or two before being debunked: your trading firm can fill in the troughs and skim the spikes off, however tiny, and put them all in a big pot of money

@joshua @shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev and [i]yet[/i]

you boosted it =w=

@joshua @shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev so the guy has a case of

=w=

the runs?

Sorry I meant

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Bring back the old memes, yes

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@joshua interesting they made her more of an anthro in appearnce in the remake/next gen seequels it seems (has never played a spyro game c_c; )

@Siphonay@octodon.social @cozykaffe@snouts.online Ah the V.Stine, coulda been great, but making everything black and red? bad plan.

@lyliawisteria@whomst.dog (hell if nothing else internet speeds would be a lot faster)

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