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fucked up that microcomputers aren't tiny li'l computers for tinies.

@LANthus Okay I found the reply using Fenix and awfjhalsjklASfafs they are amazing lol.

perfection, especially that ZTMamp. A little tweak and it absolutely would be HotDog Stand Compliant.

@LANthus tweetdeck is being fuckin' garbage and I can't see the damn reply, fuck D: Imma try Fenix on my phone in a sec.

@ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz kjsldhfalksdf the sounds as the tape slides in and the motors whir to life god yes

@outie @LANthus i read collide as "cuddle" instedad and I think that means I need to sleep.

i hate that I'm giggling myself silly at a couple of absoLUTELY unofficial scp videos that are about the creator's own (not even very GOOD) OC scp and they are exceptionally puerile and VERY VERY NSFW, but... god I cannot stop giggling at them regardless.

@finn that's where you narrow your eyes at them, reach out, and give their upper arm a bit of a squeeze, then scowl at them, lean in and whisper-yell "LIAAARRRRRRR"

@Beancatte@snouts.online damn henry cisenger might be my greatest pun ever i think imma have to save that one.

also bold of you to assume it's just ONE of my friends, shindanmaker

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Ren's Vtuber persona is:
A cold female goblin with white messy hair and a small bust size.
they are blatantly in love with one of their friends.


en.shindanmaker.com/1010405

...this is just ME, but a goblin. wtf

tfw you can't remember what the name of something is and you google "squeeze face make sound note thing" and it brings up exactly what it is, and where to buy them, and what they are, and how to play them, with no irrelevant results at all.

...

do... do many people forget what otamatones are?

@Lioness@the.monsterpit.net i too do not like the new mobile firefox :| I don't think I'm having quite as much an issue as you might be, but... yeah, I feel ya. This is some bullhockey that's for sure. like if nothing else having the address bar suddenly at the bottom is a like "what the FUCK?!" moment for me like I genuinely thought my phone had broken or something

*Fist of the suit as well and likewise, I have a computerfairi.es account just because of fuckery*
ah calculator

@Beancatte@snouts.online realtrans88: "No you don't understand I'm a real trans saying this! Neopronouns are bad and only the gender binary exists it's just biology!"
Me: "NICE TRY Henry CISenger! You aren't fooling anybody!" *pulls off the person's rubber mask to reveal an extremely cis and equally extremely online right-winger dipshit*
Everyone and a cat-twitter account at once: "Gatekeeper Limespam?!"
Gammon: "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling leftists!"

it's bandcamp friday pals 🎉

pls pick up some tracks from independent musicians today and they'll get 100% of the revenue!!

maybe we can start you off with some of our pals:

@jk
@Linda
@mollynoise
@mavica
@tom
@anne
@page
and hey maybe @powderpaint :blobcat:

Archaeologists believe that in the early 21st century, every person had a 'true name', an odd string of letters, dots, and the symbol '@' within it. We believe the '@", given its similarity of shape to a spiral galaxy, was a sacred symbol of the cosmos, the world, or power. It was used almost exclusively in words of power.

While these 'true names' appeared everywhere, the ancients avoided writing them down and would often remove the '.' and '@' glyphs. Our current theory is that the ancients believed in a malevolent deity made of pork whose attention they did not wish to attract.
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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!