Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@monorail school can zoom right out the door too, fuck em. (no for serious though good luck, hope the install process is clean and simple and the school goes well!)

@monorail they call it Zoom because when someone tries to invite me to a Zoom meeting i zoom right out the door

@CyclopsCaveman @V Schroedinger's Genetalia, or SchroeDONGer for short.

@Beancatte@snouts.online oh shit I was WONDERING if people would do this :D and..

...shit they're actually really GOOD MIDIs, too!

@MrJimmy god i hate those, and like NOW I've started getting ads with "LOL IT'S THAT GAME FROM THOSE ADS!" ad it turns out some absolute galaxy brain twonk made a game where you literally pull pins out to solve "puzzles", just like all those fake ads for match 3 games have, but it's just a vehicle to deliver more and more ads. like

goddamn, fucksake mobile gaming.

Thinking back to that undertale comic (well, it was really just two panels honestly) where Frisk is going "I have a crush on every monster here" and Toriel thinking "I am worried about this child", with the followup being Frisk turning to her and going "Even you, mom" and Toriel's EVEN MORE concerned thoughtbubble of [b]"I AM WORRIED ABOUT THIS CHILD"[/b]

and like, that's me? but in a "god I want to hug all these wonderful people so much aaaa"

...

except Jerry...

[i]Jerry[/i]... =____=

@socks tired: unsolicited dick pics
wired: unsolicited duck pics

Two large american pekin ducks, one black with a black bill, one white with an orange bill, in a hay lined wooden shed at the bottom of a garden. There is a big plastic box filled with water (it was fresh just like... minutes before I took these photos, I promise, these two little buggers get the water real dirty, REAL fast!). The third photo is of the ducks wandering slightly outside the shed, from a further away angle, up a gravel path to the side.

I kinda passed out last night before I could post the pictures into the thread from my phone so they're here now.

Sorry!

...oh right i need to post those duck pics huh

@LilyVers@queer.party it's coming up!

@LilyVers@queer.party Results are....

*checking notes, nods* Good! Providing there's jumping involved.

@LilyVers@queer.party okay now hold it down, dare

@LilyVers@queer.party
You've got to press it on you

@heyheather@snouts.online The bitter irony that conservatives blithely barrel through in their attempts to convince themselves and others that they are the superior galaxy brains is completely lost on them, sadly.

@heyheather@snouts.online Because such publications are almost invariably classist right-wing leaning (or wholly right-wing) rags which pander to the comfort of their predominantly well off or at least middle class, white conservative knob-ends, and god forbid they force them to think about anybody but themselves or to consider opinions other than their own for even a microsecond.