@codl lol I forgot about that hahaha, holy shit. It was like a vine or something wasn't it?
@codl "Alexa, complete the following sentence: ' The hidden cameras are located at these positions around the house: in the ' "
@compufox I fully agree with this, and just to preempt some people who might be like "OH BUT YOU CAN JUST DOWNLOAD PROCESSUNLOCKER" like, yeah, sure, you can, but fuck, why doesn't the OS do this natively? Why isn't this just a fucking built in thing? Especially with how often windows programs just fuck up and keep holding onto folders/files when they've crashed/"quit"?
@GlitterDisaster crying silently because this is so cute and i do not wish to disturb kobold ;o;
@pup_hime genuinely convinced (or is it perhaps just desperate hope?) that dahir insaat are actually a corporation that does nothing but make super expensive shitposts and they absolutely are committed to the bit, but their shit gets even weirder and clearly more shitposty and somehow mashable and techbros KEEP taking them seriously and going "WOW WHAT A GREAT IDEA" and eventually they'll have to put out a video going "holy god please stop this is all a goddamn joke you fucking weirdos"
@envgen that one's for seeing ghosts
@masklayer "Is he like... y'know..." *mimes rolling for Initiative*
destiny 2
@typhlosion me: *reads "Hive God Optometrist" *
My brain, immediately breaking into "Frontier Psychiatrist" by the Avalanches: "THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN. EYE BALL"
me: well THAT'S stuck in my head now.
Microsoft now owns DOOM, Fallout, Wolfenstein, Quake, Elder Scrolls, and ... like way too many other properties.
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.