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@codl lol I forgot about that hahaha, holy shit. It was like a vine or something wasn't it?

@codl "Alexa, complete the following sentence: ' The hidden cameras are located at these positions around the house: in the ' "

@compufox I fully agree with this, and just to preempt some people who might be like "OH BUT YOU CAN JUST DOWNLOAD PROCESSUNLOCKER" like, yeah, sure, you can, but fuck, why doesn't the OS do this natively? Why isn't this just a fucking built in thing? Especially with how often windows programs just fuck up and keep holding onto folders/files when they've crashed/"quit"?

@GlitterDisaster crying silently because this is so cute and i do not wish to disturb kobold ;o;

@pup_hime genuinely convinced (or is it perhaps just desperate hope?) that dahir insaat are actually a corporation that does nothing but make super expensive shitposts and they absolutely are committed to the bit, but their shit gets even weirder and clearly more shitposty and somehow mashable and techbros KEEP taking them seriously and going "WOW WHAT A GREAT IDEA" and eventually they'll have to put out a video going "holy god please stop this is all a goddamn joke you fucking weirdos"

...wwwwWOW the steam store is broken or some such it's just showing a black scre-oh there we go

Here's 25 minutes of scribbled nonsense that emerged from my tired haze of a couple of days ago.

legit thought it could be harnessed for near limitless energy production, but the AI Is Self Aware when Dr Coomer sees outside of Black Mesa sweet voice as a straight parody of Fallout New Vegas

@PsyChuan@snouts.online @heyheather@snouts.online a couch that is definitely second hand, has a few springs bust, but is lovely, warm, cosy and not uncomfortable at all to sleep on.

possibly has a few mice hiding in it that are super chill and like to hang out.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online to be fair if there was a legit zelda ad today that was like that I too would be dying laughing so you know, valid.

destiny 2 

@typhlosion me: *reads "Hive God Optometrist" *
My brain, immediately breaking into "Frontier Psychiatrist" by the Avalanches: "THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN. EYE BALL"
me: well THAT'S stuck in my head now.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online I too would have been terrified of being forced to play a 3do as a kid

Earth
Wind
Fire
September

the four nations lived in harmony, until one day, the 21st attacked

@Beancatte@snouts.online do it.

do it and call their fucking bluff. DARE them to C&D you for the zelda CDI game remake.

Watch all their CEOs quake in fear and rage as you flaunt the forbidden zelda games in front of their very eyes and they can do nothing.

Microsoft now owns DOOM, Fallout, Wolfenstein, Quake, Elder Scrolls, and ... like way too many other properties.

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