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@PsyChuan@snouts.online rule #2: DO NOT. EAT. THE PAINTBALLS.

rule #3: for fucks sake jimmy what did I JUST SAY

@GlitterDisaster "No I mean-"
"*leaning in close, stioll not breaking eye contact* IT'S SPAGHETTI ALL THE WAY DOWN"

@GlitterDisaster "No i mean like your UNDERpants"
*doesn't break eyecontact, reveals underpants are ALSO filled with spaghetti*

Ahhh what a nice shot of a particular landmark in Final Fantasy 15, and what a lovely shot of how the water looks in-...

...

what the fUC

Food 

@Ivafakename wait,....

...oh god

all foods are food regardless of classification they are all one thing

UNIFIED FOOD THEORY

@Nine @binchicken
Ivy Fae
Containment procedures: Lock it in a box, -05-1

UwU box me daddy OwO -Ivy-Fae

Box privileges revoked -05-1

food. im serious 

@marigolds i think cereal is a family of food itself consisting of two seperate ingredients, a liquid and multiple small solids. like if u put chopped pieces of toast into a bowl of tomato soup thats a cereal

food. im serious 

@rat @marigolds tired: is cereal a soup? 🤔
wired: IS SOUP A CEREAL :blobthonkang: :thinkhappy: :blobhyperthink:

food. im serious 

@rat @marigolds legit almost hyperventilating at how mindblowing that idea is and oh my god

@Ivafakename @binchicken Special Containment Procedures: [REDACTED]
[i]For crying out loud just lock it in a box and stop giving it access to the internet, because it just keeps editing its containment protocols to be things its into! - O5-4[/i]
[i]HAHA DISREGARD THAT GIVE THEM FULL INTERNET ACCESS I AM A STUPID POOPIE HEAD - O5-4[/i]

@Nine one of these days I'm actually gonna end up being an SCP and I blame all of you

@Ivafakename ...uh...

*glances over at encroaching SCP MTF officials* ...

uhhhh....

@Ivafakename Reruns implies that it was broadcast before...

...Ivy...

...is your show an SCP?

@anarchiv technically a person who leaps out of an airplane at random is a UFO, parachute or otherwise. flying is just falling in a different direction to straight down after all.

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