@haskal 👉
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@haskal they seem cool to hang with
@GlitterDisaster "No I mean-"
"*leaning in close, stioll not breaking eye contact* IT'S SPAGHETTI ALL THE WAY DOWN"
@GlitterDisaster "No i mean like your UNDERpants"
*doesn't break eyecontact, reveals underpants are ALSO filled with spaghetti*
Food
@Ivafakename wait,....
...oh god
all foods are food regardless of classification they are all one thing
UNIFIED FOOD THEORY
@Nine @binchicken
Ivy Fae
Containment procedures: Lock it in a box, -05-1
UwU box me daddy OwO -Ivy-Fae
Box privileges revoked -05-1
food. im serious
@marigolds i think cereal is a family of food itself consisting of two seperate ingredients, a liquid and multiple small solids. like if u put chopped pieces of toast into a bowl of tomato soup thats a cereal
food. im serious
@rat @marigolds tired: is cereal a soup? 🤔
wired: IS SOUP A CEREAL

food. im serious
@rat @marigolds legit almost hyperventilating at how mindblowing that idea is and oh my god
@Ivafakename @binchicken Special Containment Procedures: [REDACTED]
[i]For crying out loud just lock it in a box and stop giving it access to the internet, because it just keeps editing its containment protocols to be things its into! - O5-4[/i]
[i]HAHA DISREGARD THAT GIVE THEM FULL INTERNET ACCESS I AM A STUPID POOPIE HEAD - O5-4[/i]
@Nine one of these days I'm actually gonna end up being an SCP and I blame all of you
@jk *runs Windows 1.0 2000 times on one pc*
@anarchiv technically a person who leaps out of an airplane at random is a UFO, parachute or otherwise. flying is just falling in a different direction to straight down after all.
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.