Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

nmhnh really want a Dualsense controller even if it doesn't work on pc yet because it WILL work on PC eventually I'm sure just... god... that controller looks fuckin beautiful not gonna lie but

fuck

i know better than to just preorder and get one, especially since there's INVARIABLY some kind of problem with it, I don't trust it enough to assume it'll be perfect outta the door.

'sides. not liek they'll disappear suddenly if I don't get one. FOMO is bullshit.

(it's a really long yawn)

*stretches and yawns as they wake up, but instead of a yawn, the Nintendo Wii Mii Channel music plays*

@finn (this is actualyl a lie she used to cook curries regularly lol but goddamn I dunno what the fuck she did but it was like teargas to me my eyes would stream like fuck just from the scent and steam from the damn curry she cooked, but still, she really did manage to make corn on the cob absolutely gross somehow when it turns out it's fuckin' delicious, and also only very recently learned how to not make vegetables gross and mushy)

@finn you know dipshits can say whatever they like about immigrants but my mum, born in india, is living proof that they're wrong. She assimilated JUST fine and has been cooking bland unseasoned shit my whole life 🙃

@PsyChuan@snouts.online oh yeah! dogs as well, forgot about that!

@PsyChuan@snouts.online @hyperlink for real tho how come they're so expensive when a fuckin wild pig can find 'em real easy

@finn "oh god, margaret, look"
"What is it haro-OH NO, S-SPICES!!"
"Don't panic dear, let's just... walk through here, quickly, pretend like we didn't go down the wrong aisle and we're just here to pick up something at the far end that's all."
"Harold I'm scared, I ... I can smell them!!"
"It'll be okay, just hold my hand. There'll not be any flavours in our food, just think bland thoughts."

@galaxgal @ohtorifightclub ah yes, the fuck-grapplers. The most dangerous of full contact orgy participants

@outie cloudSploot

@outie Sunny ([i]boopus snootus[/i])

*me placing down a Lugia card for the Pokemon TCG*
"I PLAY BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON IN THE ATTACK POSITION!"
"...this is a poker tournament"
"conceding defeat I see?! THE DAY IS MINE!" *runs off with the winnings before anybody can catch me*

@jk

their reunion in the 90s as "The Safety Beings" was a bit out of left field but very welcome.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online one lesbian on the porch, lounging on a nice wooden swing chair, she made it herself, flannel shirt on, enjoying the sunset. Her partner/girlfriend/wife comes out, holding two hot mugs of tea/coffee/hot chocolate/whatever, some fuckin' bombass comfy hot drink, hands her one, and wordlessly nestles in alongside her, holding her own mug in both hands, sleeves of comfy sweater half hiding her hands, a peaceful smile on both their faces, gently swinging, wordlessly enjoying the evening.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online please if you find out let me know god i hate this fucking country it's such a goddamn shitfire.

@aoife okay google what do if vibe cheque bounces urgent