Paedophilia
@Ivafakename *shudders* uaughhhg god ugh. yeah prolly. gross :<
It's def not fun to think on D:
@Ivafakename actually that's wierd i just realised
like
school uniforms are kinda fetishised a lot in cishet stuff
but like
did we all forget just how fucking awful having to wear a uniform is?? wtf
@Ivafakename aguhg school uniforms are the worst
@MochiWaifu RIGHT?! Goddamn it looks gorgeous, fuck. I've never seen that keyboard before, even for sale, even online, but goddamn you could tell me that just came out in the last five years tops and I'd be like "woah damn that's a nice modern design! where do I get one?"
@MochiWaifu ...ffffffffuck that's really... really good looking keyboard, holy damn. O_o
dunno how I feel about the trackpoint as I'd probably fiddle with it until it breaks but DANNNNG.
@Ivafakename only now do I realise that businesses are all "You want THIS job, the one you have been forced to take. OR ELSE."
i may have made a mistake by replacing a song from FF2's OST in FF15 with Gas Gas Gas from Initial D because I have since learned that there is such a thing as "chocobo drift"...
You press the brake/halt button (left trigger) when moving fast, and turn at the same time...
and you drift.
...
as a result any time I am riding a chocobo, I end up invariably having to put that song on. every time.
@Ivafakename Inturtlenet Explorer, the fastest Internet Bowser ever
Nsfw
@Ivafakename yeah ./////////.;;;;
Lewd ish
@Ivafakename idek why it's so hot it just is aaaa ./////.
Lewd ish
@Ivafakename 👀 💦 💦 💦
Lewd ish
@rat @Ivafakename hosepipe
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@joshua solid snake is the only nerd who stuffs HIMSELF into lockers
Lewd ish
@Ivafakename i'd send you to horny jail but let's be real oviposition is a kink that exists so
food (british food)
@jk *waits for dishwasher to finish, opens it up, takes out the flavourless, soggy, waterlogged mush* finally, ready for my refined british palatte.
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.