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@owashii@tech.lgbt @shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev "Ash... honey... look. They've got your eyes..."
"OH WOW!" *holds up pokedex* "I WONDER WHAT POKEMON IT IS!?"
"...Ash for fucks sake... It's your baby..."
"NOT RECOGNISED!? I GOTTA CATCH IT!! *POKEBALL*"
"...Ash god DAMMIT I WILL MURDER YOU IF YOU SO MUCH AS TURN YOUR HAT"
*Ash does so*
*screaming as twelve doctors and nurses and security members have to physically fight to stop a mother who has just given birth from beating her husband to death with a hospital gurney*

@owashii@tech.lgbt @shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev ...i am now horrified by the thought of Ash Ketchum as a father oh gOD

@owashii@tech.lgbt @shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev to be fair in the english dub he DID once fail to identify a pokemon by sight that he ALREADY HAD CAUGHT SEVERAL EPISODES PRIOR because...

...Ash is uh...

...

....Ash.

@owashii@tech.lgbt @shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev thought

Officer Jenny isn't a name, but a title.

like, how we call obnoxious, white, busybody dipshit 'soccer mom' types Karens.

"ah, fuck, it's the Jenny's"
"goddammit can't they just fuck off already."

@shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev @owashii@tech.lgbt ACAB even in the pokemon universe I guess lol

@shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev @owashii@tech.lgbt maybe htey just mean Ash isn't allowed to catch pokemon in the Safari zone? Cause like, this kid, like... is tbqh pretty bad at being a pokemon master lol

A reminder to all creative people:

If the RIAA's recent actions have reminded us of anything, it's that you cannot guarantee you have a copy of any of your work unless you have backups of it on your own system.

The 'cloud' is someone else's computer, and there is ample evidence that the someone else who owns that computer does not care at all about the hours of passion you've poured into things you make.

Act accordingly.

@g1comics @socks @monorail GameFreak and Nintendo need to get on this because DAMN that's perfect

@Nine @socks @monorail Consider an intricate neck ruff condensed and crystallised out of the very moisture in the air. Or elaborate glittery gowns and embroidered frock coats wisped into existence the same way and just let melt after the party's over. Ice types surely can have all the sparkle and glam they want!

@socks @monorail glaceon with neck fluff would be far too powerful and this world does not deserve such radiance yet

@masklayer *slowly looks towards camera with this playing in the background, unblinking, smile fixed, unchanging*

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content (without image description) 

I love this (I’ve discovered a lot about myself during quarantine) redd.it/jh9lqz

Awful comic pun 

@Jo they called him Y because whenever anybody saw his cishet ass they were all "ugh... WHY..."

OHkay. so.

Prompto has repeatedly swatted Noct's ass.

yeah.

those two are def. lovers. Noct doesn't even get offended by it, like "yeah goddamn right, this is a KING'S ass, baby."

@envgen "Michael Jackson died - no new album from him yet" ... goddammit hazel this brutality is uncalled for lol

question for uk trans folk 

how do you feel about the 2021 census gathering information on trans ppl?

amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/20

you will be able to record on the census, for the first time, your gender identity as distinct from your agab (tho very clumsily). possssssssibly useful to know how many trans ppl are in the uk? but i am very cynical about the government having us On A List 😬

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