Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@owashii@tech.lgbt Sleet is either rain that's trying to give you the cold shoulder (hurhurrr) or snow that's having a bad day and needs a shoulder to cry on (badumptch!)

@jk followed by a postit note taped, stapled AND GLUED to it in ALL CAPS, but written really small "actually just, don't bring any nuts whatsoever into the building it's really just safer... RIP Bob."

@jk sign somewhere by the boss's door that says "You don't have to be nuts to work here!" ... then in very small print underneath "actually we'd prefer you weren't we don't want to have to keep explaining why the printer sometimes eats people"

Surprised at how well the original Commander Keen holds up in terms of how it feels to platform about on it. Despite the movement feeling... floaty??... it feels weirdly responsive and like you have more or less full control. It's pretty intuitive.

@jk can't ever end up releasing something hideously awful if you never release any creative works ever and never ever do anything with your talents and inspiration *doesn't even bother posting the meme because they daren't ever be creative for fear of fucking up* :')

@heatherhorns the boys were always back in town... Who do you think is driving the "ambulance?"

@tarzanboy@mastodon.social cool party tho

@zatnosk remixes of the alphabet then :3

@monorail wasn't there an anime about that or a game or something like where there's tanks but they're anime girls instead of tanks

@zatnosk all books and text are remixes of the dictionary

god my internet is being piss

I had no idea there was going to be an Undertale alarm clock and...

i mean, there isn't now, b ut... look at this dialogue from it omfg :O

https://undertale.com/alarmclock/#characters

@owashii@tech.lgbt "NYANI!?" *explodes*

@raspberry_boy@cybre.space Omoe Wa Mou Boopderu

@owashii@tech.lgbt i mean...

...yeah actually that's... genuinely how these things work. What DOESN'T happen in real life but does in AA games tho is that the people doing the crimes are caught bc they happily come up to the witness stand and court so they can get straight up arrested rather than doing all the work through proxies or just fuckin' paying people to cover things up for them etc. e_e;

@socks @zatnosk in english we call it a bird pub