Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz
boosted
when will big top burger return from the war
@owashii@tech.lgbt the metroid frozen in ice staring daggers at Samus's back: "...fuck she mean 'don't move'? Was that meant to be a joke?? god I'll show her SUCH a cold shoulder when she gets baaaaaaFUCK SHE'S GOT ME DOING IT NOW"
@owashii@tech.lgbt Samus patting her Varia Suit suddenly, looking confused, patting all over it, then sighing deeply, firing a freeze beam at something, then just walking away with a called back "don't move, I'll be right back!" before trudging off, grumbling the whole time to herself as she goes to get that upgrade she forgot.
@owashii@tech.lgbt Metroid 1001: Sameows Aran Returns
@batterpunts ...you raise an exceptionally good point, but as a counter point, https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Marill_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
@batterpunts addendum to addendum:
...not... literally growing on me that's some body horror shit and that is not happening i mean... like
i'm starting to come around to liking the term earballs.
it's JUST cursed enough to be unpleasant...
but it sorta... infects your brain and then you start to like it I gue-OH NO
@batterpunts addendum:
actually earballs are growing on me.
@batterpunts things i like:
pawbs vibeogaemz clicky buttombs
things i do not like:
📛 this
@hermes ...i have questions
...but i am, afraid to ask them
@owashii@tech.lgbt @Lotherme@the.monsterpit.oh no this is way more adorable and precious and sad thhan I thought and I wish to hug the Samus and let her know it's all gonna be okay and she's a good birb ;;
@owashii@tech.lgbt @Lotherme@the.monsterpit.net honestly if Samus had way more bird-like behaviours that would be way cooler, cuter, and more interesting.
like Imagine if she just... instead of a bed, has like... a nest. in her ship. that's why she spends all her time in it.
@Lotherme@the.monsterpit.net metroid 0 : THE BABY
@legendaryjoeb oh... my god that... might be the best one yet <3
@avie@awoo.space *stares at the meters as they wobble precariously, inches from an oscar as the entire DC cinematic universe teeters on the edge of a cliff* ...don't worry lads, I've got a plan.
@owashii@tech.lgbt *sneakily looks around, leans in, whispers* the good pupy iiiis
*noseboops gently* Youuu!! :D
@owashii@tech.lgbt who is good pupy yes! :D :D :D *cheekruffles and pats!*
@owashii@tech.lgbt you can also pet the dog in mastodon instances!
*pets u!*
Fuck-no Pop dolls
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
