Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@aoife Incident Log 80085-1-B: goddammit how did he get a pencil now we've got "The Cool S" scrawled over practically every inch of the Site even areas he's not supposed to get into will someone just fucking keep an eye on the guy and find out where his folks are god whose friend is this guy???

Addendum: Post Incident 80085-1-B Log: actually SCP 80085 is pretty chill when you get to know him, I think we can downgrade him to safe. O5-1

@aoife addendum: Incident log 80085-1-A: someone gave him a calculator. :| ugh.

@aoife SCP-80085 : Containment procedures: "i unno just give him some snacks and internet access he's pretty chill i guess just don't get him talking about videogames if you aren't ready for a whole five hour lecture on them, he gets real weird about it"
description: "eh just some guy nobody knows whose friend he is but he turned up at some Foundation christmas party like he knew people there and he's just been tagging along since. he likes cheetos and mountain dew so we just feed him that."

thonkpad

not getting a refund on it at all either, nope. Might dip back into it now and then. it's... a PROPER roguelike, meaning it's pretty obtuse, but it's fairly friendly for new players it seems, and gosh it looks pretty nice, sounds nice, and is fascinating

not sure if Caves of Qud is really my kind of game, but... still glad I bought it.

@monorail ...oh no...

OH NO I'M NOT THE ONYL ONE TO HAVE THIS TERIBLY CURSED THOUGHT OH GOD THERE ARE GOOGLE RESULTS

@monorail this made my brain come up with "Drake and Josh of the 99 Dragons" and god just end me now

oh shit GTFO is actually a pretty fuckin great game goddamn

@Ivafakename (alternative punchline: "Faker?! YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here!"

@Ivafakename all this because i can swipe admin card on first try every time ;(

@Ivafakename if not me then vote ivy next then

@Ivafakename wtf no i was doin tasks

@Ivafakename ivy sus as fuck space em