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@heatherhorns same tbqh. but hell I'd see some amazing friggin jungles before I did!

Canadians hmu if you can take a jewish refugee because I really feel like I'm seeing death right now

Jet Lancer or No Man's Sky

High Octane and rad music or relaxing chill space adventures

@SuperCee@plush.city also the map screen track, "Suit Up" is just... so nice and chill after the high octane levels too god it's just so good I could listen to this shit forever.

@SuperCee@plush.city GOD YES fuck this is exactly the shit that makes it so much fun like, with Luftrausers, sure, you CAN do that and because it's Vlambeer it's kinetic as fuck and feels great, but it only lasts for a bit because... y'know. Eventually it gets tiresome and you just hit a damn wall and are like "well fuck , what now?" Even if you get all the upgrades you can it's still pretty luck based.

The Dodge mechanic is so simple but it adds SO MUCH to the gameplay.

@SuperCee@plush.city like, someone clearly saw Luftrausers, and thought "Wow this is a nice techdemo lol" and actually made a GAME like it that's actually fun to play for longer than five minutes, with a story and progression and some of the raddest fuckin' music I've heard in a shmup.

@SuperCee@plush.city it IS!! I just got it recently ahnd fuck it's like Luftrausers only like a million times better goddamn

God JetLancer's soundtrack is fuckin' amazing holy shit it has no business being this good wtf

food/cookery mentioning for the sake of more adventures of Ren's Brain being a Gremlin 

recipe: "Now make sure to cook until the crust is a golden brown-"
me: "oh n-"
my brain IMMEDIATELY: "TEXTURE LIKE SUN, LAYS ME DOWN, WITH MY MIND SHE RUNS~"

...fucksake i now can't stop thinking about cattails and how they aren't edible but look like they should be.

i mean, like, I KNOW you can eat the roots, not the actual fruiting body itself, but... goddammit internet.

@a_breakin_glass nature: "psh, 's fine. there's still stuff alive, you just made it impossible for YOU to live. good job there handing me the win :D "

man vs nature stories are always like "...well that's not gonna be a surprise."

like, even if in that story the human "wins", they've just won a "battle". Not the "war". Nature always wins. Nature has a lot more time on their side after all. They can just wait humans out.

re: crime, prison+ 

@matt haha I'd totally forgotten that piece of crap existed.

@jk i heard that one guy made a transparent surge protector and tried to sell it but then people in a black van pulled up immediately, trashed his home and dragged him into it and drove off and he was never seen again, and any time you post about transparent surge protectors on forums for surge protectors you get banned now immediately without warning

@gmsh no.

water is wet. ice becomes water when it melts. thus ice is covered in water, which IS wet, but the ice itself is dry.

which makes Dry Ice actually Speedrun Ice. It executes a frame perfect BLJ to build up enough speed to vaporise into gas instead of melting into a wet liquid first..

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