Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@joshua byooooonzzz

@joshua feathers. ALWAYS Feathers. if people tell you "but dinos aren't scary with fluffy feathers!!" just take them to a random farm with geese that they've never been introduced to, and make sure they get nice and hissy and honky, and then say "Just imagine one of these murderous bastards, but thirty foot tall. Scared yet?" If they say no, THEY ARE LYING.

@socks GOD. YES. PLEASE. FUCK. I love these games but god i am so bad at them ;w;

i dunno why but any kind of joke that relies on audio either becoming muffled/muted, or UNmuffled/muted, is ridiculously funny to me.

see: Lilo and Stitch, the bit where Lilo wakes Nani up to show Stitch functioning as a record player, or this ridiculously silly video: https://twitter.com/K1NGRK9/status/1351263038704390153

@joshua bunes

@owashii@tech.lgbt @IceWolf holy shit that's... WOW

@owashii@tech.lgbt joycon replacement speedrun 100% wr attempt

speaking of spess kobolz

one of these days I will get video (and importantly audio) of Misty doing her caterwauling when she's "caught" the ever so dangerous and agile prey of.... her catnip filled plush fish. XD It's super cute.

@BalooUriza @blight @tk @amandag@tech.lgbt
the glib response: because linus torvalds is a coward
the more likely reason: tux works better as a generic logo as well as a mascot, the simple design, cartoonish features and easily recognisable silhouette make him a better functional mascot character.

me: *hits photo mode while my character in NMS is sitting down to take a screenshot of my "Space Kobold"*
me: hmm, too plain, let's see iiiiifff.... *holding tilt angle causing the view to spin so it slowly rotates to the side, still focused on my character* ... o/' THIS is a story ALL ABOUT how my LIFE GOT FLIPPED -

@socks would be genuinely startled if someone HADN'T already done this.

There Are Two Wolves inside y-...

...wait

why is there only one wolf??

WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE GOTTEN TO!? OH GOD CALL SECURITY, ONE OF THE WOLVES IS- SHIT, SHIT WHERE DID THE FIRST ONE GO TOO!?

@socks that "STONKS" meme but it's "SHORKS" and it's a shark gal in a snappy suit...

....pun not intended.