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@Ivafakename
Step 5: the rich fuck market manipulators now play their hand, revealing that A) the stock market is a fuckin' joke anyway, and B) "the free market will regulate itself!!" is complete bullshit of the highest order, by begging regulatory bodies to regulate the market so they don't lose out because "the wrong people" are cheating the system in the way only THEY'RE meant to be allowed to do.

@Ivafakename Step 4: These same rich fucks start buying MORE stock to cover this incoming loss, thus inflating the price MORE, but Reddit goes "LOL MY TURN NOW :D :D :D" and MORE people get involved, inflating the stock EVEN MORE, to the point that GameStop's share price goes fuckin' THROUGH. THE. GODDAMN. ROOF

Investors are now in full panic mode because they're gonna lose big, and the subreddit users who made this happen are laughing their ass off, as long as rich fucks lose, they're happy.

@Ivafakename Step 3: all the rich fucks in step 1 are now nervous because their whole cheat relied on the value dropping more so they can basically sell them off at a 'loss' but actually NOT lose anything because they didn't actually BUY them with their money, they BORROWED them off someone else, then SOLD them to A THIRD person, who then would lose out.

But this only works if the value doesn't go UP any more.

@Ivafakename Step 2: Redditors see this, figure "fuck it, fuck these rich fucks, let''s fuck 'em see how they fucking like it" and do the ABSOLUTELY UNPRESCIDENTED, UTTER BLINDSIDING MOVE OF doing exactly what the rich fucks are doing and doing the same cheat that anybody else could do if they had the money and the time, but INSTEAD of doing it to inflate the value to then rapidly sell the stocks again, to make a quick buck before it all collapses, they deliberately make the stock go HIGHER.

@Ivafakename okay so

the basic, most simple premise is thusly:

step 1: Gamestop's stock market value was going down as they were failing.
People who get rich off basically gambling on, and manipulating (so they can guarantee their 'risks' as being wins, ergo, not gambling any more), the stockmarket, rather than doing any actual fucking work and just living off other people's hard work, thought this was a great opportunity to cheat the system more to win big by inflating the stock price.

I seriously cannot fuckin' forget that and sometimes I really wish I could.

like

why
what is it
why is it
what are They
WHY are they

HOW

something that lives in my head rent free, permanently:

the Puuchuu's from Excel Saga. and that weird golgo13 face they make when they are injured/killed

So I ...

have been playing some Behold the Kickmen, and like

it's like as if someone went "...what if Sensible Soccer, but not?"
"...not Soccer?"
"No... not SENSIBLE!"

And then there was this whole cheesy, shonkily written drama that is a legit trainwreck yet you cannot stop watching it, and despite it all it's hilariously entertaining, and there's this whole training montage and

yeah.

It's that. It's hilarious, and good fun, and completely ridiculous.

two gals, a couple jetpacks, a buncha guns, a sprinkling of autonomous assist droids, an adorable car, a supernatural invasion force, and some rad as heck FM synth soundtrack?

yep it's Troubleshooters Vintage/Battle Mania 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzPOwwNSOQM

bwehbp!

@Violet heck yeah then I'm the first :D

@Violet has anybody done Nintendo Swiitch yet? yes that's two is

@hermes awwhh babies ;w;

for that specific subset of my followers who both
A) are hype for Silksong
and B) also have experienced in some way Aggretsuko

https://twitter.com/Walfajor/status/1353813199343255554

Hornet
with Fenneko's expressions