@compufox Need to introduce it to those "this is an automated call from Amazon about your prime account" spam calls. I bet they'd have a great date together.
@MadestMadness also ball pits. everyone should be able to spend time in a giant ballpit at least once in their adult life.
...every house should have a ballpit honestly.
public swimming pools, in the uk at least, usually have this really weird post-brutalist commercial-industrial aesthetic, like a windowless mall where one side is covered in pipes and fans, and then there's also a huge chimney for the gas furnace that heats the pool, which they sometimes built literally right by the entrance; a show of dominance maybe. as a child they were the closest thing i ever saw in reality to the design of a Quake II map
someone needs to write a script that downloads public plans and records for the construction of municipal swimming pool and leisure complexes and uses machine learning to turn them into actual Quake II maps
@witchfynder_finder @jk okay, cable mods, but for server racks; why is this not a fucking thing yet, what the hell
@matt *sounds that last line out a few times to themselves... then the penny drops* oh gOD DAMMI- *loud crashing noises, somewhere in the cacophany a fav button is slapped*
@monorail Ohhhh, I misread the situation. Sorry! I'm glad it's just that now that it's possible they've made a separate category for it. skips in games, esp mario kart, are real cool to see honestly.
@monorail honestly I wish I was surprised, lol. This is a community whose first reaction to the realisation that looking down at the ground in Goldeneye for the N64 made you move faster and could save you time was "THIS IS CHEATING AND SHOULD BE BANNED"
@finn like a lego minifig
@aoife syndrome is a great stealth screenname for Among Us.
I mean, aside from A Fungus, of course (which I have dibs on)
@FirstProgenitor Yuugi immediately taking over and muttering under his breath "No you bloody WON'T pharoh we are NOT getting mixed up in this and we are NOT a gamer"
"B-but Yugi, they... they asked for a gamer!! I'M a gamer! The cake is a l-"
"finish that sentence and I am breaking the millenium puzzle and dumping it in a landfill"
"...awww..."
@artemis@vulpine.club @owashii@plush.city @00dani I mean obviously this would take like, real world physics, not videogame physics
@artemis@vulpine.club @owashii@plush.city @00dani i dunno i reckon if mario could be made to spin fast enough the physics involve might tear the rope in half.
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.