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@owashii@plush.city "Is the prosecution ready?"
*dead silence*
"...!? Where is Mr Edgeworth?!"
*sudden rumbling behind the Judge, and a manhole opens up with Edgeworth slowly rising from it with a shit-eating grin on his face*
[ EDGEWORTH EVERYWHERE ]

@owashii@plush.city also let's be real he's the sort who would subvert all expectations and play off like it's normal but would like... do a lot of other little things, and make sure every time that Manfred would KNOOOW he was dunking on him. like, he'd wear the same suits, but he'd be talking to Manfred, and take a sip from his coffee cup, and on the bottom it just says "fuck you Manny, rot in jail, murdering bastard scum" and he takes a LOOOOONG sip, not breaking eye contact, so Manfred can read it.

@owashii@plush.city You'd think after the whole realisation that Manfred killed his dad he'd be like "jeez fuck this guy why did i ever look up to him?????"

like, could you imagine tho??? Like, he finds that all out, and then disappears for a bit, and then when he turns up he rocks up into the fuckin' court wearing a snazzy ass suit and instead has grown his hair long and it's fuckin in a long ponytail and it's his natural colour instead and looks like some kinda yakuza boss.

...hold up i just realised something

Franziska Von Karma is of course Manfred's daughter, hence the hair.

but... Miles Edgeworth was "adopted" by Manfred after the dude murdered his dad when he was a kid.

and yet he has the same sort of hair colour and style...

...

do you think Manfred made him dye his hair to fit in or something??

god SungWon's mother is adorable XD

also her ability to somehow basically guess a bunch of the details of characters she's never seen before and knows next to nothing about in the Phoenix Wright games speaks pretty highly of the design of the characters.

@compufox Need to introduce it to those "this is an automated call from Amazon about your prime account" spam calls. I bet they'd have a great date together.

@MadestMadness also ball pits. everyone should be able to spend time in a giant ballpit at least once in their adult life.

...every house should have a ballpit honestly.

If you think you can't do something because it's "for kids", then you've let the fun police take your sense of fun from you. Pillow forts never stopped being fun. Playing pretend with plushies never stopped being fun. Running around in the dark never stopped being fun

public swimming pools, in the uk at least, usually have this really weird post-brutalist commercial-industrial aesthetic, like a windowless mall where one side is covered in pipes and fans, and then there's also a huge chimney for the gas furnace that heats the pool, which they sometimes built literally right by the entrance; a show of dominance maybe. as a child they were the closest thing i ever saw in reality to the design of a Quake II map

someone needs to write a script that downloads public plans and records for the construction of municipal swimming pool and leisure complexes and uses machine learning to turn them into actual Quake II maps

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@witchfynder_finder @jk okay, cable mods, but for server racks; why is this not a fucking thing yet, what the hell

I have my doubts that Johnny Cash's support of alcohol prohibition was based on a legitimate concern for public health. Apparently, he sought a ban on vino just to watch men cry

@matt *sounds that last line out a few times to themselves... then the penny drops* oh gOD DAMMI- *loud crashing noises, somewhere in the cacophany a fav button is slapped*

@monorail Ohhhh, I misread the situation. Sorry! I'm glad it's just that now that it's possible they've made a separate category for it. skips in games, esp mario kart, are real cool to see honestly.

@monorail honestly I wish I was surprised, lol. This is a community whose first reaction to the realisation that looking down at the ground in Goldeneye for the N64 made you move faster and could save you time was "THIS IS CHEATING AND SHOULD BE BANNED"

@aoife syndrome is a great stealth screenname for Among Us.

I mean, aside from A Fungus, of course (which I have dibs on)

@artemis@vulpine.club @owashii@plush.city Owagami King

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