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Oh cool there are Waluigi outfit items you can buy (in game, with in game coins only, and they're like 200 max a pop, you have by this point at least 7k invaraiably) in Super Mario Odyssey!!...

*reads the descriptions of them*... oh come on Ninty that's just fuckin' mean :< don't disrespect Waluigi like this

@pup_hime i mean yeah they're okay and the squirtle gang IS rad but...

....ratattas get a bad rep and they're rats and that makes them automatically amazing and good so their bad rep is absolutely undeserved.

I'd say i'm in the top percentage of rattata likers

((yes i did just slip two meme references in there and i cannot and will not be stopped))

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(the driver is a Raticate of course and he's the giant rat that makes all the rules)

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imagining like 30 to 50 absolutely feral ratattas stealing a truck, driving up to the human they like while she's in trouble, leaping out of the pickup truck with sticks and whatnot and just going ham on the bad guys outta nowhere like some kind of biker gang of justice.

...except little rats.

@monorail @BatElite oh yeah like, this is kjinda why i liked the pokemon rangers games? But... even then the battle system was really, REALLY tiresome :| and there just... wasn't enough puzzling for my taste. it was just "YEAH LET'S DO A FIGHT NOW aNd hope you like drawing a lotta circles really quickly lol"

@monorail @BatElite oh I'm also thinking this would strip away like... 90% of the extraneous mechanics from this whole series, like, it would legit just be about befriending any pokemon you wanted and just... havin' a fun journey and not having to do any of the battling or anything if you didn't want.

@BatElite @monorail (side note I had an idea for a pokemon oc who never used pokeballs or artificial means of healing her pokemon, nor did pokemon fights and tournaments. She just made friends with/rescued/adopted pokemon who were lost/abandoned/abused/needed help and only if they wanted to come with her.

...she uh...

she also had what was affectionally called "The Rat Pack"... a literal truck-load of Ratatta who adored her and were rowdy as heck.

@BatElite @monorail also what if we did away with pokeballs altogether and had you interact with and BUILD AN ACTUAL RELATIONSHIP with the pokemon not just beat them up, toss a ball on them and WHOOPS now you own them for other fights.

like, what if the pokemon could actually be BEFRIENDED and their trust and loyalty EARNED

@BatElite @monorail what if like... you could bring a pokemon around with you, like in HG/SS or Yellow, BUT... it wouldn't just follow BEHIND you?

Like... depending on the pokemon, you'd either have it running circles around you if it was like a Yamper or something small and energetic, or following just beside you if a Lucario or Gardevoir or something, or above because it's a bird/flying type, or like, resting on your head/shoulder if it's tiny and smol.

"The wealthiest western nations have wiped their hands clean of any responsibility to slow a pandemic they helped magnify and spread. Rich countries with 14% of the world’s population have secured 53% of the best vaccines. Almost all of the Pfizer/BioNTech vaccines will go to rich countries. The Moderna vaccine will go to rich countries exclusively; they are not even being offered to the poor. In fact, nine out of 10 people in poor countries may never be vaccinated at all."

It takes elite liberal skills to justify this.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/

in the UK you can now get ten years for protesting and ten years for damaging a statue. more than for murder. so what that says to me is that if you're going to protest there is absolutely zero incentive to keep it peaceful now

the pointing finger on your non-dominant hand is your table of contents finger

@melaniemoo god...dammit, fuckin' stuck with the bill AGAIN. *siiighs, and pays the waiter at the Crimes Restuarant for the meal*

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