@galaxgal fuckin tendons
so fuckin hot
@Ivafakename You won't. not even out of spite. DOn't say we didn't warn you.
@Ivafakename don't do it. I haven't and I promise you I am far, far happier for it. If you REALLY, REALLY must watch a bad movie, go watch the Street Fighter movie. It's terrible, but at least it's amusing.
@Scout oh hey Knight of Thorns
@a_breakin_glass jus big ol' stones and pebbles and boulders and chunks of rock just plopping outta a small metal tap and spilling all over the ground beneath as the pipe just bulges and rolls like it's from a cartoon
@a_breakin_glass ...I HAD JUST gotten over the cup of toast thing from this morning and now i'm stuck thinking about on tap rocks god dangit
@heatherhorns for some reason I'm reminded of that drake and josh skit where it's like, the dude has an ostrich beside them and is holding a smoothie and the two girls are all "uhh...whatcha got there?"
"A smoothie!"
but it's a blood soaked knife and whatever innocuous object in the other hand
@noiob eeewwwwww
@noiob aw jeez tony hawk? For real??? jeez.
@noiob @MochiWaifu as there should be
@MochiWaifu @noiob that's why we never got the sequel. The incident had to be classified after a miniscule Tony Hawk used his skateboarding powers to defeat an army of murderous action figures given life through buggy computer chips.
that's right
Small Soldiers IS that story with the serial numbers filed off
@BatElite yeah me neither to be fair but I don't think that's the game's fault as a whole? It was a VERY VERY Early demo of it, like, the game isn't even partially complete, it was just like a vertical slice
@MochiWaifu @noiob "Honey I Shrunk the Skateboarding Pro Legend" - the sequel we never got
@BatElite I always do and I want it but I suck at skating games looool
@noiob and Skatebirds yes! :O
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.