Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@DrSagan ...what the fuck that's... actually really fuckin' good lol

Like, holy fuck, SCP and Amongus combined. AND PERFECTLY

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Amoonguss_(Pok%C3%A9mon) pretty sus lookin pokemon if you ask me

@finn buddy, they won't even let ME email the wife

@Ivafakename "...any ...particular reason WHY?"
Bruce: *sweating nervously, having to now come up with reasons* "u-uh... they're... tehy're GROSS and... and poopy! and... and spooky and beat up criminals in the night and FLAP THROUGH THE NIGHT ALL DRAMATIC AND COOL AND-...uh.. t-that's bad. real bad. ahem."

short of including eggs, it has rather a surprising amount of HowToBasic energy to it I feel

lb: boosting that because i am unreasonably proud of that video pooptoot

@catboylshevik@hellsite.site you know this makes me realise that duke has some nice tiddies developing there

@finn sadly you know the next thing they'll do is ghost you or ask about feet pics

or both

@finn [FBIAgent#312] hey~

@deletescape TO people? no. AT people on the other hand? all the fucking time. ._.;

i will never not laugh at:
honse
E X P A N D  B I R B
spiders georg
dril tweets
a hotwheels car embedding into the ceiling after the track it's on disconnects due to the ridiculous forces it's been whipped around the track at while Deja Vu from the Initial D soundtrack plays, and is muffled from the point of impact onwards.

@jk 590 mph? that's rookie speeds
gotta bump those fasts up

@finn @PsyChuan sixty sex-arse plumbers sat there thumbs in belt loops taking a big intake of breath as they narrow their eyes and arch their backs, leaning backwards, sucking air through their teeth and tutting, shaking their heads, collectively going "Oooo, that's gonna be a tough job... It'll cost ya."

@finn @PsyChuan need a team of sex arse plumbers to work out how to fix this

@noiob ooo phone couch