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like, an absolutely played straight grimdark setting, but the player characters and various key friendly NPCs are the only ones who are like "...this shit is absolutely ridiculous oh my god" and just refuse to take the super-edgy crap seriously in any capacity, which is why the villains are trying to kill the players, they're upset that nobody takes their ridiculous "WOE IS ME I AM SO DARK AND EDGY" crap seriously.

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someone should make a dark souls clone but the messages are filled with deliberately silly things to make messages with. Oh sure, you can absolutely give other players hints, but if you just want to say hi there's plenty of room to write crap like "so bonely" next to a skeleton, or "terrible breath ahead" right before you enter a corridoor where a dragon breathes fire down it at you.

move over ever given cookstar is the avatar of weird fuckups now

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utterly, wholly invested in this cooking mama cookstar saga

@SerenaBeancatte@chitter.xyz Edgeworth: mr wright is pretty sus vote him

@dch this, but also the possibility of "no I have not read the docs because every time I try my brain goes to fuckin' mush because it's REALLY FRIGGIN DIFFICULT TO READ EVEN BOOKS I LOVE AND ADORE" x-x;

(MOTHERTRUCKER is a great track to do dogfights to....

....trading runs? Nnnnot so much lol)

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Elite Dangeorus with the BLUE REVOLVER OST? sure why not.

...for april fools, Arknights gives away a free character, Conviction who... looks like a character straight out of Oh My Goddess, but festooned with peacock feathers. And who has Skills that are....

...of dubious usage...

....

and is only 4 stars.

...and apparently cannot have their potential improved????...

....

.____.

...mouse is doing a doubleclick thing with the middle and left click. hhhh

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