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*stares into the middle distance with a mug of tea halfway to their mouth*... Arknights is just darker and edgier kemono friends tower defence

misty has found one of her toys again and is making sure everyone knows about it by caterwauling happily with it in her mouth.

@codl Konqi and Katie went on a quest and slew Kandalf to protect the KDE Cinematic Universe

@pisscotheque god forbid the poor bastard fireman has been saving lives all day and just has not had time to clean the fire engine and just needs to rest from a 20 hours shift

@winter@rage.love @Taweret@octodon.social and you'd be right to say it

@Dee what if you wanna back em up maybe you burn em to a DVD or something

What if we put Sonic the Hedgehog's head on top of Duke Nukem's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

Ah time to look up good ol' KyostinV's walkthrough of this event challenge stage so I can FINALLY complete this event fully and-...

...and

.... *eight tries later* WHY DOES THIS NOT WORK WHAT THE FUCK

@monorail body mass...

hm...

isn't that where you have a bunch of people worship you?

@Kaffe@glaceon.social samesame. Also like if glass breaks you can still make cool stuff outta it, melt it down, or grind off bits to make nice smooth fragments that are safe to handle and can be decorated, or glue it back together with metal or even just glue or whatever and it'll still look cool.

...can't do shit with plastic tho :/

@Kaffe@glaceon.social also there were cute little messages in the underside of the cap and the bottles were glass not plastic which is always a plus as glass is actually recyclable and they had the coolest names too

@Kaffe@glaceon.social oh fuck i had that when I visited california years back and it was THE NICEST SHIT EVER WTF

or is this yet another of my Z-list X-men superpowers? ALong with STATIC ELECTRICITY!!! (but only to zap myself with it), and FINDING SHIT!!!! (but only everyone else's).

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oh god is this where i become the "shredded cheese in the hoodie person" of masto?

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