@aoife parents anxiously waiting in the hospital waiting room, mother pacing nervously, father sat, hands pressed together, staring a hole in the floor.
the doctor comes in, the man stands up, the doctor looks at him with a sympathetic but grave face... he sits down again, paling.
"...I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but... your child... Is an Eridan."
The mother, already on the verge of tears, collapses to her knees. The father, who so far has remained resolute, openly weeps in despair.
@monorail :o
*immediately goes barefoot when it's illegal because CRIMES! :D *
@g aloe quantum superpositiona
"what supoer power would you choose if you could have any power whatsoever?"
idk i guess the power to just... not be uncomfortable or unhappy ever. that'd be nice. maybe just... not have a body at all, just float around, not have to worry about food, drink, dying, healthcare, getting sick, getting tired, needing the bathroom, any of that shit. just like... yeah. maybe being a jellyfish, that'd be cool...
"...i was...meaning like superstrength??"
and have RESPONSIBILITIES?! GOD, fuck no!
looks into the camera like im on the office
RT @pcgamer@twitter.com
"Doesn't help that we don't currently verify email address or have good account security," one Epic executive said. https://trib.al/U2EZiSq
signal buys targeted facebook ads that just reveal the targeting information
and then gets banned from facebook ads
https://signal.org/blog/the-instagram-ads-you-will-never-see/
@finn@surfin.dog @PsyChuan it's both, comrade ;3
@g @SuricrasiaOnline👽🚗
@PsyChuan @finn@surfin.dog *notices ur means of production* OwO what's this??
@SuricrasiaOnline shrek Is
@pup_hime Gotta give 'em the boops
@aoife Sequel to the Roald Dahl book the BFG (Big Fuckin' Giant)
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.