Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

my assailant yanks the opaque cloth bag off my head and I flinch at the light. I find myself chained to a chair, with armed guards around me.

Before me stands a figure, silhouetted. I cannot make out their face, but I already know who it is. I simply smile to myself; i am unafraid. I will not break. 1/2

@aoife parents anxiously waiting in the hospital waiting room, mother pacing nervously, father sat, hands pressed together, staring a hole in the floor.

the doctor comes in, the man stands up, the doctor looks at him with a sympathetic but grave face... he sits down again, paling.
"...I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but... your child... Is an Eridan."

The mother, already on the verge of tears, collapses to her knees. The father, who so far has remained resolute, openly weeps in despair.

@monorail :o

*immediately goes barefoot when it's illegal because CRIMES! :D *

"what supoer power would you choose if you could have any power whatsoever?"
idk i guess the power to just... not be uncomfortable or unhappy ever. that'd be nice. maybe just... not have a body at all, just float around, not have to worry about food, drink, dying, healthcare, getting sick, getting tired, needing the bathroom, any of that shit. just like... yeah. maybe being a jellyfish, that'd be cool...
"...i was...meaning like superstrength??"
and have RESPONSIBILITIES?! GOD, fuck no!

@finn (also delicious roasted)

LB: followed by Metal Lesbian 2: Sapphic Snake

@finn it's its own punishment

I'm meant to be working. I have a cat on me. she's... making it difficult to use my keyboard and mouse

soft fluff curled up on my chest wanting snuggles

@finn @PsyChuan it's both, comrade ;3

@g @SuricrasiaOnline👽​🚗​

@PsyChuan @finn *notices ur means of production* OwO what's this??

@SuricrasiaOnline shrek Is

@finn "instructions unclear, pissed the post of bowls"