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Regular expressions implies the existence of:

@BatElite oh yeah, Basalt just... Really sounds nice when you say it!

@finn monday also known as "uuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK"

@BatElite @heatherhorns *prints out a "watch again" link on dot matrix feed paper from the top of the screen as the puddle slowly spreads out, infinitely increasing in width*

overheard outside, two builders

1: ah. i found a mushroom... look

2: oh?

1: oh, i broke it

2: take it to the vet

RT @AdamLMahoney@twitter.com

SCOOP: For the last yr, *unlimited* funds have been open to EVERY local govt in the country to shelter unhoused people in non-congregate rooms (hotels)

Only 23 local govs used the $, leaving thousands unprotected from severe weather, pollution & police grist.org/housing/fema-funding

🐦🔗: twitter.com/AdamLMahoney/statu

Any game: "we use Speed Tree TM technology in our game!"
Me: Speed Weed, got it

dusting off an old, alarmist meme 

@rantingsteve clearly this poll was put forth by j Jonah Jameson

Mention of car accident 

I am absolutely losing it at the fact that Sebastian Fatale, the guy who is in a car accident at the very beginning of Professor Layton Vs Phoenix Wright, is called Will Crash in the German localization

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