Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

two bros sitting five feet apart in a hottub because, while they are both gay af, they're social distancing, even though they haven't thought about the fact they're sharing the same water.

...they're not super clever. It's okay tho. Their hearts are in the right place.

Himbros.

somewhere out in the ocean there is a metal slug tank on a little raft that's just floating about having a little sea adventure with two lesbiabs who have given up war and the military forever.

(the flo and eri we see in later games are clones not the ones from Metal Slug 3 this is my headcanon)

@noiob who hurt os X .. who stole their smile :(

@owashii@plush.city step on blep? 🤔

megaman zero: set in a world where all reploids are required to have panties.

@legendaryjoeb pulp fiction but it's Frozone instead of Jules, and he's asking where his super suit is instead of what Marcellus Wallace looks like

Me whenever I pick up a Super Shoot "Account Item" (basically bonus item) in Monster Hunter: Rise: "WHERE IS MY SUPER SHOOT?"