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@artemis@vulpine.club yelling women: "Windows Punk 2077!!"
me, the cat looking baffled at the table: "Window Sp-" *dragged off stage*

People who make "Yes / Ask Me Later" prompts for things like "let you phone number contacts find you on this app" should have Heat Actions from the critically acclaimed action RPG video game series Yakuza performed on them until they stop

kami stop eating plastic you little gremlin no DON'T LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHILE YOU DO IT TOO AND THEN RUN OFF WITH IT GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

re: Windows 11 leaked build 

@g @Siph@rage.love ooOOO and the sparkly red one I bet that feels suuuuper nice to pet...

re: misinformation 

@zatnosk make sure to scrub between the parentheses and curly braces, dirt can get caught in those little curves.

re: Windows 11 leaked build 

@g @Siph@rage.love i wish to pet the felty pringle

@monorail aw shit I didn't know we were racing our arms, mine are still attached to my body! Dammit now I'll never win!

@vyr this... actually took me more than a few seconds to realise what was going on here. I was like "...what? It's just a fibre optic cable. You've not seen those? Yeah instead of copper and shit they just send a digital light signal down a fibre-glass cable without the need for any metal con-....wwwwaaaiiiit...."

@pup_hime i mean...

large missile swarms ARE cool. If someone doesn't think they're cool as fuck, they're objectively wrong, let''s be honest here.

@noiob loving the "Elect" and "Tart" buttons at the bottom right there :3

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