@Ivafakename @miramira@is.nota.live no it was built to work in healthcare actually. Didn't have the legs for programmer socks.
@Ivafakename @miramira@is.nota.live very. they were doing skateboard tricks all over the place. Took a team of bodybuilders to sort it out.
re: Lewd ish
@Ivafakename "...owo"
yes, my custom firmware saved the day
the source code for the firmware i flashed onto my keyboard has the keymaps written out right here
if i wanted to remap it to dvorak with a togglable qwerty layer, i would have just used the configurator and been out of luck. but because i wanted to change the default LED configuration, too, i had to actually learn how to write the firmware stuff in C. and because i bothered to learn that, i figured i might as well put it on my git host
thank you past holly for being picky about lights
@avie *body checks the twitter corporation into a wall* Avie says hi, Jack!
@Ivafakename @miramira@is.nota.live it's the perfect crime. they'll never expect us to fly away with our ill gotten gains
@Ivafakename @miramira@is.nota.live i dunno don't you need like a crane to lift a shop?
@Ivafakename @miramira@is.nota.live i mean, you can just pirate windows anyway. you can't download doughnuts via bittorrent.
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or...can you?...
@batterpunts @codl display names are the best way of archiving weird secrets, easter eggs and silly little injoke things in media
@batterpunts @codl oh reticulation is definitely real. so are splines.
...the act of reticulating splines though? That isn't real lol
@batterpunts @codl *does the spongebob Imaaaaginaaation hand guesture thing* A-D-H-D!
@batterpunts @codl on reflection though I am 99% sure Maxis put that voice clip in there just because "Reticulating Splines" means fuck all and they just liked the sound of it .
@batterpunts @codl well specifically it was a woman's voice saying "reticulating splines" in a very sultry fashion.
I only remember it because it was super weird that it always happened whenever I booted the game up, but the pc i had it on was pretty quick, so I thought it was actually MEANT to say all the things it was saying as it loaded up and "reticulating splines" was the only thing it managed to say in time.
@batterpunts @codl I know! SimCity 2000!
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.