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@Ivafakename @miramira@is.nota.live (deleted the previous one because I thought of a a more fun one!)

@Ivafakename @miramira@is.nota.live no it was built to work in healthcare actually. Didn't have the legs for programmer socks.

@Ivafakename @miramira@is.nota.live very. they were doing skateboard tricks all over the place. Took a team of bodybuilders to sort it out.

yes, my custom firmware saved the day

the source code for the firmware i flashed onto my keyboard has the keymaps written out right here

if i wanted to remap it to dvorak with a togglable qwerty layer, i would have just used the configurator and been out of luck. but because i wanted to change the default LED configuration, too, i had to actually learn how to write the firmware stuff in C. and because i bothered to learn that, i figured i might as well put it on my git host

thank you past holly for being picky about lights

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@avie *body checks the twitter corporation into a wall* Avie says hi, Jack!

@Ivafakename @miramira@is.nota.live it's the perfect crime. they'll never expect us to fly away with our ill gotten gains

@Ivafakename @miramira@is.nota.live i dunno don't you need like a crane to lift a shop?

@Ivafakename @miramira@is.nota.live i mean, you can just pirate windows anyway. you can't download doughnuts via bittorrent.

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or...can you?...

@raspberry_boy@cybre.space sugma (Super User DO + GNU + Microsoft Access)

@batterpunts @codl display names are the best way of archiving weird secrets, easter eggs and silly little injoke things in media

@raspberry_boy@cybre.space the meme that just keeps on giving

@raspberry_boy@cybre.space pardon me but what you refer to as BASIC BITCH is actually BASIC + BITCH or, as I've come to refer to it, BASIC/BITCH

@batterpunts @codl oh reticulation is definitely real. so are splines.

...the act of reticulating splines though? That isn't real lol

@batterpunts @codl *does the spongebob Imaaaaginaaation hand guesture thing* A-D-H-D!

@batterpunts @codl on reflection though I am 99% sure Maxis put that voice clip in there just because "Reticulating Splines" means fuck all and they just liked the sound of it .

@batterpunts @codl well specifically it was a woman's voice saying "reticulating splines" in a very sultry fashion.

I only remember it because it was super weird that it always happened whenever I booted the game up, but the pc i had it on was pretty quick, so I thought it was actually MEANT to say all the things it was saying as it loaded up and "reticulating splines" was the only thing it managed to say in time.

@artemis@vulpine.club yelling women: "Windows Punk 2077!!"
me, the cat looking baffled at the table: "Window Sp-" *dragged off stage*

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