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@dreamshop wtf you talkin' about i turn my pc on like that now.

heck i turned it on like that in the 90s!

re: Another food related pooptoot. Also random brain musings 

@legendaryjoeb moon dust is actually cheese rind confirmed

@saphie@glaceon.social but... Could glaceon be TALLER?

@heatherhorns "look just... Give me the full watering can and I'll do it myself. Ugh."

Julian: I'm not 'out of the closet.'
Julian: It's more of a containment breach.

Another food related pooptoot. Also random brain musings 

"I'm hoping to mature as an individual"
"What are you talking about? You're pretty mature already"
"No I mean like... A cheese." *Immediately grows fuzzy mould* "aww yeah here we go"

Food adjacent pooptooting 

Sometimes I lay awake, thinking of the horrific things we've done as a species...

Like mayonnaise...

ukpol, BBC News, government interference 

"Sir Robbie Gibb, communications director to Theresa May when she was prime minister, tried to block the preferred candidate to oversee the BBC’s news channels because the appointment would shatter relations with the government, said people with knowledge of the recruitment process.

Gibb, who became a non-executive director of the BBC in April, issued his warning to the news division’s managers after Jess Brammar, former editor of HuffPost UK and deputy editor of BBC Newsnight, emerged as the favoured candidate in the recruitment process.

Gibb, a former BBC journalist, told BBC director for news and current affairs Fran Unsworth in a text message that she “cannot make this appointment”, said people privy to the communication. He added the government’s “fragile trust in the BBC will be shattered” if she went ahead.

Brammar’s appointment as BBC executive news editor has stalled since Gibb’s intervention on June 22 and taken longer than anticipated, said people involved in the recruitment process."

As if BBC News isn't as governmentally independent as RT already. Let's also not forget the current Director General received that appointment after a £400k donation to the Tories.

If Brammar does eventually receive the position, I wonder if that might improve the BBC's awful anti-trans bigotry? HuffPo's pretty good on that front.

ft.com/content/82a54037-501d-4

@avie actually this gave me an idea for a comic thing of an interaction between the two but i can't fuggin draw and also it i guess could be considered a li'l lewd? but agh

@SuricrasiaOnline fuck all the bineys escaped!? now EVERYONE'S gonna run outta biney!

@SerenaBeancatte@chitter.xyz Cortana: "Actually sir, i've been analysing Covenant data streams. The full title is 'Halo: Combat Evolved'."

@avie they're just so doofy but I love them a lot they're so much fun and so cute and chonky and aaaaaa

(least favourites are the blos ones though. And urugaan. Radobaan is ok, but urugaan is just a fuckin asshole. I even prefer the Pickle and B52 to them. Hell even pleisoth and it's ilk like jyuratodos and even Lavasioth are better and more fun to fight than 'blos's.)

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(I love dodogama and kulu so much. They're my favourite "trash" monsters in Monster Hunter, and both have such character and expressiveness.)

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Thinking bout

Dodogama gal an her Kulu-ya-ku girlfriend

Slow and steady mineral cromching ditzy gal, but very very warm and snuggly, and her exceedingly lively and energetic birb lover, whomst do crimes. Also they always be gay.

Money help needed, somewhat time sensitive, please boost 

So...
Previously unbeknownst to us, we recently learned that we owe $1516.71 in utility bills. One out of the three bodies in the house is working, but it simply is not enough to cover this in addition to our monthly fees (which we are fine on, currently). If the debt is not paid by the end of this month, our electricity will be shut off.
Please help a queer and disabled household.

Venmo: @void_
PayPal: alexahearthling@gmail.com

@monorail oh my fuck no wonder the only thing that could dethrone that meme was unionisation.

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