random short fiction piece based on a random thought in my shitpost generating brain
"Well i'll be a horse's ass" he murmured, as he looked over appreciatively at the stallion in bed beside him.
The horse groaned and ran a hand over his face, glancing wearily over his shoulder at his donkey husband. "We've been married six years; are you gonna be doing this EVERY time you wake up?"
His partner grinned, seeing the badly hidden smirk on the stallion's face; "Only until it stops being funny."
@welshpixie fuzzy buzzy friemb wishes to say hello :3
So, hey, I'm a translator. And I'm pretty much *always* looking for more work.
I translate to and from Polish.
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Food Fight 2012
@fillertrack captioning this thread with "This is not a place of honour"
Food Fight 2012
@fillertrack .... That's actually kind of an achievement
Food Fight 2012
@fillertrack I have never seen this movie and I am terrified to do so because I have heard Many Bad Things about it
@finn gabe deprecatedell
@finn gabe oldell
"no one wants to work"
As seen on birdsite
https://twitter.com/AbstraitWolf/status/1415720294098956288?s=20
A 15$ min wage wouldn't fucking kill jobs and this is proof
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@noiob yah same. there's some moomin ones that are really cute too but i'm bugged by how off model Little My, Snufkin, and Snork Maiden are.
@noiob i also hate animated stickers lol
@noiob oh yeah totally, like a mouseover. that may be intended given the first frame always seems to be like... the full emoji, without movement, in a nice readable format.
@Zest if it were really lawless then you'd have to steal them
@noiob I still find animated emojo far too distracting. like every time they move they draw my eyes and make it impossible for me to read what people are typing so i really hate them ;w;
@noiob also goddang that IS animated as fuck
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.