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@FirstProgenitor fuck I missed the livestream event?! Goddamn it I miss all the cool shit

shoutouts to the cuba section at the pittsburgh botanical gardens that was so shockingly materialist about how american tourism destroys countries and the fall of the soviet union negatively impacted cubans that some butthurt boomer scribbled "cuba is a totalitarian dictatorship" on a sign about international cooperation in botany

@alex see the problem here is you're using the scanner from aliens to find alien. You want to find one but it's designed to find many

@SwooshyCueb @Kaffe@glaceon.social "set sail for TREASURE ye scurvy dogs!!"
*Ffffplpllllplppplllllppfffpphhpllpp*

@pup_hime if someone can't handle me at my goblinest, they don't deserve me at my uh....

... Hm... Do I have any mode other than horrible bog goblin?

Whatever they didn't deserve me anyway

ive calculated that i need $1043 saved for deposit and rent come august 1st, please help me leave. im honestly afraid of getting hit if i tell them "no" or confront them in any way. and im afraid of my rabbits dying because of their forced neglect.

thank you

ko-fi.com/fairydoctor

paypal.com/donate?hosted_butto

#crowdfunding #TransCrowdFund #bunnies

please boost!! :boost_ok: :bun_love:

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@Kaffe@glaceon.social ...I... I know what you mean but... My brain is gremlins and all I can imagine is some pirate crew all with their arses out pointing in one direction and farting in unison to propel their ship

@jk "The last ORB is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace"

Twitter screenshot, not a dunk I promise, cyberpunk 

Someone pointed out that the dude that pioneered cyberpunk as a genre is on Twitter and I've been never more happy to see someone retweet a very particular post

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Tweet from Popeye Official. The caption is written like Popeye speaks but I'll translate for screen reader friendliness. It reads "It's Nonbinary Day! Happy celebration to all of my amphibious pals!"

The tweet contains an excerpt from an old Popeye comic. Popeye - who is in a dress and wearing a large hat with a feather in it - is standing opposite a large bald man with a thin moustache. He says "Lem, darling, promise you wont be mad at me if i tell you something." The man says "Of course, I wont be mad at my little wifey, what is it?" Popeye responds "I am amphibious." The man questions with "Amphibious?"

The second panel shows Popeye ripping the dress off and removing his hat to reveal his usual sailor outfit underneath. He says "I wear both women's and men's clothes. I am Popeye the sailor."

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@avie ... Holy goddamn Popeye was not the GNC/gender queer icon I expected to find in 2021 but here we fuckin are.

*crosses "sudden intense appreciation for the character of Popeye and the people who run/currently own the official twitter account" off the 2021 bingo board*

just in case you missed here it, here are three real and very very good tweets from the official popeye twitter

ill do image descriptions in the reply bc theres a lot to describe here

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