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@socks AwkwardZombie did a great comic on the localisation of the ace attorney games, it's where the "eat your hamburgers, Apollo" line comes from, but yeah, XD theyv'e done a great job regardless.

Food mention 

This is simply a photo of a red salt pig; nothing more.

For those not in the know, a salt pig is a kitchen implement which stores salt, typically in sea salt flakes format, or maybe even small rock or sea salt crystals, so you can easily reach in, grab a pinch, and sprinkle it over food either post or during cooking.

Just a salt pig. Any resemblance to anything else is purely coincidence and therefore your own problem.

terrible pun 

@outie the author very clearly was a furry with a tf kink but couldn't out themselves so has to hide it as best they could

concluding all my incident reports with "root cause: 'out of such crooked timber as humanity is made from, nothing quite straight can be built.'"

terrible pun 

The Island of Doctor Moreau, also known as the Thirst Trap

"WHAT IS A MAN?!" *smashes wine glass* "no, really, DEFINE it for me, Belmont! Define EXACTLY what a man, or a woman for that matter, is!"
"Well it's-"
"It was a RHETORICAL QUESTION you biological essentialist fuckbasket!"

@zatnosk @socks dunno why they won't release more flavours of pokemon 2 tho, they only released them in black and white, and now they're still releasing more pokemon 1 flavours :<

someone should make a processor, with a new name, like...

and then like... make a new version of it, and call it the [name] 2

but not just that

they shouyld call it "[Name] 2: This time, it's PERSONAL"

subtitle and all.
like that has to be the full name.

like the OS will refer to the processor as that. in full.

@pup_hime ......would you believe I legit hadn't actually considered that even though I said I'd be a 1* unit omfg my brain is empty loool

@pup_hime yyyeah the last game i played was Arknights. ._.;

welp guess i'm working for Rhodes Island now.

@Kaffe@glaceon.social ...honestly, given how much of a bunch of bastard arseholes us english are and have been over centuries (as a whole), this... wouldn't surprise me if this was real.

re: nsfw, my fursoña 

@Kaffe@glaceon.social OOoo you gota lunarclaws commissh :o <3

Everyone is always asking "where are my 10000 sex arses" never "HOW are my 10000 sex arses" :'(

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