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i'm going to tell you a secret that the US Government doesn't want you to know about 

"Bud Light" is short for Budweiser Lightsaber

@Kat
*Is from gootica and has never heard of anybody calling them slimed hams before*

@DaffyDaydreamer
(Terrible pun warning)
Instead of ironing out the design try steam cleaning it. :3

I was running a female Argonian thief in oblivion and as such added a lot of acrobatic & femme animation sets. its great and honestly really helps play the character, but the side effect is Imperial horseman getting off their horse, doing standing backflip stabs and walking sasily away from corpses.

its a great side effect

discussion of memms and Undertale silliness 

"SANS, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!"
"haha bro it's okay it's just a j-"
"I MEAN YOU ARE MADE OF BONES, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN??"
"uh... Pap, bro, I'm not really-"
"HONESTLY, SANS, I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITHOUT ME! THANK GOODNESS THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS YOUR BROTHER OR ELSE YOU'D REALLY BE IN TROUBLE! I'LL HAVE TO TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOU!"
"uh... y-yeah... thanks bro."

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discussion of memms and Undertale silliness 

My brain just went off on a tangent of Sans acting out the "bone hurting juice" memm in front of Papyrus for a joke doing the whole "oof ow my bones" thing and Papyrus being the adorable darling he is being super concerned and trying to heal him while also giving him a good telling off for doing something so silly.

bone hurting juice memm blended with silly political/anti-capitalist joke with a sprig of irony and a not entirely non-serious garnish 

@gdkar
:Bonehurtingjuiceoofow:

bone hurting juice memm blended with silly political/anti-capitalist joke with a sprig of irony and a not entirely non-serious garnish 

*goes to get ready for their work shift* oof ow my existence why did I drink this existential dread under capitalism juice owwww

@Trev@icosahedron.website
Heecckkk... Get better soon :< *sends hugs*

Take this egg as a sign of your honorary membership in the Lodge

This is why it is important moderators are involved in the communities they moderate to know when someome is being 'politely harassed'.

It's this environment that let sealioning becoming so effective. Allowing mods to wash their hands of people asking many offensive qs politely.

@soft_chomps@glitch.social hell I'm surprised those are stll going around

My demands 

@catgirl *hmms, seems legit!, hugs, cuddles, headpats, if wanted* ^^

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