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this is ...maybe a bit spoilery? for Way of hte Samurai 2? 

@theoutrider Though that's mostly because there's a throwaway jokey line earlier in the game you can do vs someone who taunts you into a fight where you blow them off by responding "I am the wind" or something...

but it comes up near the end of that story when you go to rescue the kid and everyone's all "Wait what are you doing!? They'll kill you!!"

You get to respond with :
"I am the wind... and the wind you /can't kill/."

SO.
COOL.

@theoutrider I've only ever played 2 and I loved 2 especially the plotline where you help the village, teach the kid to read and write, then have to rescue the village from both the evil mafia and the corrupt lawmen, and ride off into the sunset because staying in one place is for chumps apparently.

okay text is kinda unreadable entirely on this tv with my PS2, at least with Way of the Samurai 2. that's a little disappointing. Ah well, I'll figure that out later. Right now, Jalopy time I think.

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Alright my PC is back in action after that update too! Woot.... ps2 still blurry tho. not horribly so. But...definitely not amazing??

It's WILD holding a ps2 pad though. it feels... strangely light and unnatural.

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Welp, ps2 works just fine on this dinky little Samsung TV. Picture is just a touch blurry though. Wonder if that's just the scart connection being funky or the TV as old as it is, is trying to upscale

@puppy@chitter.xyz ahh I already completed that tho ;;

actually gonna relax with chores, several things need doing, rubbish needs taking out, some things for the house need buying...

Ooh you know what i might hook up my PS2 and have a sneaky peek through my PS2 games and have a play of some of them maybe yes

@puppy@chitter.xyz *hughugs and grumbleblarghs* Might try and relax with Jalopy because that seemed nice and chill

the 500Gt is garbage trash hatemobile and deserves to be wrecked. it's the ice world of this game.

ugh why did I think getting this game was a good idea omfg. I mean I love it but I goddamn HATE this particular bit of it.

okay no just quitting burnout paradise remastered again because the 500GT burning route is a cheating shitcock that pushes me down the wrong routes constantly because of "COINCIDENTAL" traffic forcing me to evade which makes the car slide oh so comfortably down the wrong route every fucking time or unavoidable cars that pop up over small hills I can't see until I hit themat full speed. FUCK this fucking game. holy shit.

Burnout Paradise Remastered bs 

@puppy@chitter.xyz Oh my fucking god another bullshit thing about th 500GT burning route is that it SENDS YOU IN THE WRONG DIRECTION .

Fucksake, it flashed up the route I had to take which took me FURHTER AWAY from the finish. goddammit this fucking game just outright cheats.

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@puppy@chitter.xyz YEP sounds about right ><;

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@puppy@chitter.xyz oh balls that's ringing some alarm bells D:

Burnout Paradise Remastered bs 

@puppy@chitter.xyz I remember getting stuck on at least two cars burning routes and I am 99% sure the 500GT is one of them. Oh it looks beautiful, but holy shit it's the worst car I've come across so far. it's utter horse balls.

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I hate this car.

I also hate how not being able to unlock its upgraded version is pissing me off

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Burnout Paradise Remastered bs 

seriously if you make a turn, I hope you like still turning in that direction afterwards even if you're fully pushing the other direction and going into spins because this car is fucking worthless in the extreme. It handles like shit, it goes too fast for this worthless handling so by the time you see something that willw reck you, it's already too late, and if you wanna make that Burning Route time, you need to be constantly boosting, doubling these problems.

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