'I love the rain,' he said, closing his eyes and tipping his head up to the sky.
'Really?'
The rain grew harder, flooding his feet. He opened his eyes to a woman surfacing from an inch-deep puddle as if from the depths of the ocean.
Her hair was lank and thick with grit. Her skin was mud-slicked, and her eyes were dark holes in which he could see stormcloud skies. She hung her head, suddenly shy.
'Really.' He held out his hands, and she took them.
mildly nsfw, Paleolithic nudes compared to modern nudes
This is so, so amazing. Evidence that #Paleolithic #Venus statues were basically carved by women as self-portraits. #womensart Source: http://gowns.tumblr.com/post/167128831158/evidence-that-ancient-paleolithic-venus-statues
@Emily@dev.glitch.social
Aaa4ggghh that's the WORST. also during sales, like
"Hmmmm... I got a ton of games already. I know, I'll play-"
"NOOOoooooo but they all are boring!!"
"Brain we haven't even played HALF Zip of this list of games I have installed. There's more I DON'T have installed! Come on!"
"I want something new that I haven't played before though!"
*Pointing at like 90% of my games list franticly*
"No I mean I want something new new. Buy another game. Or twelve!"
@pupy fwaaa, saaame
@pupy heck. yes?
@eq "wait a second let me look at those blueprints... DAMMIT, I KNEW we forgot something! Okay, tear it all down, we gotta rebuild this house with the punchline!"
Due to popular demand, and the ever-increasing net to explain Mastodon to newbies as every instance is being bombarded with new users...
I've gone ahead and create a video tutorial that should help folks get to grips with all of this platform's particulars:
Intro to Mastodon 101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W22msAw2zwI
Special Thanks to:
@noelle @Gargron @MillennialDog @Rybark
@WelshPixie @envgen no wait don't do that you'll have to open the window that's how the spookies get in D:
@Felthry Given I don't know it myself I figured it'd be maybe a bit wrong of me to just pretend she knew it without knowing any of it myself? I figured more since she actually speaks her own language (with her antennae and pheremones) rather than any earth tongue but nobody else usually "speaks" it or can "hear" it, she gets by making guestures and facial expressions. She's a happy lass. prone to huffy pouting when she's annoyed/frustrated.
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.