Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

was watching Planet Earth 2 last night (nature documentary thingy, pretty great), and the last episode was on wildlife in cities and there was not only this really friggin cool bit on yeens where in Africa there is this city where they are forming a sort of symbiosis with the hyenas and giving them food and the yeens are more peaceful in the city as a result and don't hunt there because they get hand fed.

But also on raccoons and they are the cutest oh my gosh they make such adorable noises.

holy crap how did i ever function with just one screen oh my bloody hell my Surface is great and pretty adorable and I wanna put stickers on it and shit but OH MY GOOD LORD having one screen is ... just... SO fuckin' weird.

me: "hm i'm tired but not sleepy but can't focus on gaming but also don't wanna just go to bed what do"
brain: "make a pooptoot"
me: "okay!...uh... hm... okay brain help me out here."
brain: "..what if the real pooptoot was you all along."
me: "...for fucks sake."

@daylight holy shit I feel this so much. especially last night it was goddamn awful.

but also for some reason this seems like a super cute commission to get too

@Vann@glitch.social bbs is just email but multiplayer

this is my worst pooptoot to date

small brain: complex riffs and technical music knowhow to create a blistering and engaging tune that will keep listeners engaged no matter how many times it changes theme throughout the track
normal brain: catchy throwaway manufactured 90s - 2000s pop band tunes with a simple "1-2" regular bass beat to maximise catchiness and to get stuck in people's head all day without effort
galaxy brain: children's youtube music tracks/banana phone
UNIVERSE BRAIN: Megaman X Title Screen music.

@tom dare you to use a marker pen or something to detail them up like the megaman X blueprint intro thing

@tom i dunno why but those logos are almost painful to look at what the heck

if i might steal a phrase

they are freaking my bean

@daylight all chatting via their favourite BoIP (Bork over IP) voicechat service

@addi ahhh welcome back ;; **hughug*

@tom USB pens are just boneless floppy discs

@gdkar o/ as I read the gamers' threads
the hottest takes they're posting
are the worst I've ever read o/'

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