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@Glitchpup
Congrats,I woke up just about two hours ago and this toot is one of the first things I see on the fediverse, and I'm glad I'm alone at home because the full hysterical laughter it caused from me was loud as hell. This is a platinum grade toot. Thank you!

I accidentally bought one of those phones with a notch in it and now it won't stop telling me how women are ruining videogames

food/drink 

Huh. This grenadine syrup goes well with pepis max

LB: SERVICE POKÉMON...
Holy shit, my mind is opened. I am enlightened.

And you’d think, “Oh, just like service dogs, right?” but it could go so much deeper.

Service Psychic Types to help cure insomnia or intrusive thoughts.

Service Fire Types for low income houses during the winter.

Service Fighting Types for manual labor you’re no longer able to perform.

Service Fairy Types as cuddly, more potent antidepressants as they blast you with Fairy Wind when you’re down.

THINK ABOUT IT...

@masklayer fffuck i hate when that happens like the company is just "NEVER USE ANYTHING BUT OUR PRODUCTS OR YOUR PRODUCT WILL EXPLODE AND DESTROY YOU AND EVERYONE IN A FIFTY MILE RADIUS AAAAA" except the truth is they jsut want you to buy their crappy products that are the same thing as the third party ones but five times the goddamn price.

on the upside I have in fact gotten an achievement for doing so ahahhaah

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okay so... hacknet has a silly little cookieclicker minigame you can find as ... well, as part of one of the missions in it. you CAN play it. it lets you play it.

...turns out you can goddamn break it too without even having to hack anything.

I bought so many of the final upgrade that it overflowed and actually started REDUCING my points. I am now in... massive negative figures and can't even click the free "upgrade" XD

@Felthry hehehe I suppose it does actually! ^^; it's not tho. google image searching the word comes up with a nice wide range of examples. I suppose the word is rather definitely a British one

@Felthry Oh right! Jeez it's been so long since I played the gen 1 games I'd forgotten about the map uh... i wanna say "geometry" but I'm sure that's not the right term?

... wait tiles is the right word ugh sorry my brain is full of gunk from this sinus crap i'm going through. but yeah maybe uh... pylons of some kind?
...no not pylons.

um... bollards??

@Felthry @soft_chomps@glitch.social Oooh! Wait so ... is that the sprite overlayed over the pokemon using a barrier technique then? :o

@masklayer I... D: *sends hug* c-can you get a refund on the camera equipment given it's not fit for purpose/doesn't work? D:

CD Projekt Red 

@Fenreliania @Lioness yeah that one was entirely on CDPR's hands. They had whoever was running the CP2077 twitter account post one of those awful garbage "did you just assume" 'jokes' in response to someone tweeting at them. It got deleted, and whoever took over the account tweeted a milquetoast "sorry if we offended anybody" non-apology.

@Lioness this is totally fair. It's on GOG but... uh... the whole thing with the Cypunk2077 thing is still like. "ick". Though it is on PS4 as well. And apparently iOS phones too???

@Lioness ...Holy shit I had no idea about the previous concept for Donut County. and...

...huh...

Good on Ben for actually owning up and learning and even though he tried to double down at first, he finally wised the fuck up... Honestly I genuinely wanna get Donut County even more because he learned, grew, owned up, apologised and tried to make good on his fuckup.

LB: whoa, 5 years later, the game got released!

It's the one that famously was almost a cringey appropriative trainwreck (?) of Hopi culture but the author finally bailed on that concept at the last minute.

Disgruntled trashpanda trying to make Level 10 corporate employee by katamari damacy'ing the whole town sounds much cooler tbh

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