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it's a jojoes 

when i start a discord chatroom vs. literally five minutes after i start a discord chatroom

me: Doctor doctor there's something wrong with my instance

doctor: what seems to be the problem

uh oh... it's time for...
🚨 THE LYNNESBIAN SUPER VIDEO GAME GIVEAWAY DECEMBER EXTRAVAGANZA 🚨
🔁 boosts welcome to give more people games! 🔁

choose any one game from the image (by replying to this toot) below and it will be yours along with any DLC that's shown in the image!

trouble viewing it on mastodon? click the link below!
lynnesbian.space/res/ceres/giv

@Lioness
Quick before it's too late dive back into bed there's like a twenty minute cool down on Wake Up that you might be able to recover from in time granting you immunity to Sleepy.

More seriously though *sends hugs and hopes the day is kind to you if being awake is unavoidable*

@lynnesbian
And then
As if from nowhere

The two finger guesture click of the Surface Pro Arc mouse and keyboard built in touch pad

parents, if you don't talk to your kids about partyrocking

who will?

don't you just love it when the router crashes and you reboot it but before you realised it needed rebooting steam failed to load up because it couldn't connect and while you waited until you had a connectiont o retry the connection when you do steam just sits there going "lol i'm connecting really" but never does anythign hhhhhhhhhhhhh

@ottumon at least I don't remember anything specifically awful he's done other than make mediocre games that he hyped up way too much and bugger up finances a bit

@ottumon actually that's kinda mean of me I feel bad now. the guy hypes up his own games so much, and his mouth runs faster than his brain can clearly keep up with, and nobody tells him "hey no that's daft", so feature creep runs away from him and he ends up making lacklustre games, but it's not like he's criminally bad. :<

@ottumon 22 cans was named after the twenty two cans of food he carries around with him at all times which he swears is an ARG for a hot new game but really it's just him sitting at home with a bunch of canned food cradling it in his arms and pretending to be playing populous on his carpet

@ottumon Peter Molyneux's curiousity cube but it's his own head and as the world chips away at it slowly it's eventually revealed that at the centre is another, smaller Peter Molyneux head that also needs to be chipped away at

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