@codl
My headcanon is he specifically tuned the car so turning the wheel, shifting gears and pressing the pedals takes incredible physical strength so his daily commute to his job is a workout in and of itself.
And that before he did this, he worked as an accountant and wanted to work out, but didn't have time to go to a gym, so tweaked his car instead.
on minors using the fediverse
@audrey
@lynnesbian
Oh shit that's smooth as hell.
@daylight
I know. Timezones make me sad ;;
I like you a lot though too! *Squeezes and hugs*
@lynnesbian
Yeah but have you watched mew mew kissy cutie
@daylight
Heck
Yes
and finally:
CW your emoji spam! people using screen readers mostly don't wanna listen to five minutes of "hacker b, hacker u, hacker s, hacker s, hacker y, hacker s," etc
tfw you realise @MochiWaifu has awesome rap skills
sick rhymes
sick rhymes
@MochiWaifu ...
shit that's good
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.