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I have macro keys on my keyboard. Theoretically I can bind any key combinations to them

...

in practice they... don't seem to work all that well.

I tried it once, to open the console in a game and type a code and hit enter. It... didn't. it kept missing keys, took forever to do it , like it was entering it 900x faster than the game could actually respond to it.

I've unlockedl ike ... a ton of this big puzzle and there are STILL sub 10 token costing puzzles to unlock it's never bloody ending holy hsit

@lynnesbian fuckin same.

"oh yeah there's a thriving black market"
"where is it?"
"what?"
"and why is it black? do they not pay the electricity bill?"
"..no I mean, it's an illegal market-"
"well I guess that explains why they can't pay the electricity then."

@pup_hime If there isn't a late 90s early 2000s dark and gritty comic out there with bugs having to take up arms to avenge the murder of Elmer Fudd in a Watchmen/Punisher-esque storyline then I will be extremely surprised.

how does one express "lord help me I'm back on my bullshit" in a single emoji

@BigBeanSerena@chitter.xyz because you're good and cute and fluff and nice.

@peculiar_perryble@berries.space (addendum. also try to go for a combo and break BOTH arms for bonus points)

auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh i just realised it says "thiunk".

thiunk.

that's a thing now.

AND YET
they don't even come up to her waist when they're small.

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@pup_hime what the shit . that's... that's fuckin weird. Maybe they wanna experience the censorship or something, but... then why not just EMULATE it???

y'ever thiunk about how like

in the original SMB

princess peach is taller than small mario and luigi

but smaller than big mario and luigi

by at least like

a couple foot.

like goddamn she comes up to their chest at most when they big.

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