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S:MCD DUMB SHIT 

my current favorite character to play as in S:MCD is NINDŻA, the Polish ninja, not just because they're fun to play as but also i love the idea that SUPERHOT's mysterious in-game creators decided to brainjack this one Polish weeb and made him just REALLY FUCKING GOOD AT SWORDS

@lynnesbian you gotta shut it down now, before it's too late. if too many eugen accounts gather in one network they'll birth another gargamel D:

@happyhorseskull@jorts.horse no because I don't want to risk google overhearing and creating Google Makeouts.

@flussence@nulled.red fucksake, suit. goddamn. brain. why. fingers. also why

what's your greatest weakness?

[ me, noticing the interviewer just ended their sentence in a question mark ]

nice try, riddler, but you'll have to do better than that

@pupy@chitter.xyz oh heck Nurikabe is pretty great too.

@lynnesbian because trhey are garbage and want to make themselves the centre of attention and the world, because they can't stand the fact that bigots are steadily going to go extinct as the world changes around them and leaves them far, far behind...

fuck 'em. they're wankers and they deserve oblivion.

@007@mastodon.xyz as a total tangent, my brain, being the wonderful creature of word association that it is, saw "breathe"

and immediately segued into Breathe by The Progidy. :|

@lynnesbian *Bach's Air (on a G String) playing gently in the background as museum curator directs attention to this icon* and as we can see here, this legendary piece by Lynnes Bian, a true artistic classic, in the cubist style. Painted in her bune period, this reflects the complex emotions and ideas that run throughout her pieces, colliding together...

As such, she titled it

"Shitpost A La Carté."

Breathtaking...

@007@mastodon.xyz I love how thumbnails of these sort of things never end up showing the joke somehow. so you click it to go "wait what's the joke here?" and ther eit is. there's the joke.
in the button. juuuuust off the bottom of the thumbnail. perfectly positioned.

@007@mastodon.xyz oh shit am I on stage already!? fuck I forgot my lines SHIT, FUCK HELP

@fountainofwonder@monsterpit.net well it's gotta be at least four, and given you're on monsterpit I'm gonna guess it's MORE than that. Either way it's good. I can't help but love puns :3

Hey!! My friend is trying to make me vibrate into the sun or moon gonna win.

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