Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

literally anything: "blahblalblahblalbh bottom blabhlalbhbha"
me, a functioning adult: "hhhheeehehehehehehe bottom :D ... wait what were we talking about??"

@Ivafakename
Nah see you can spin this as "yeah dragons are alright but you haven't lived until you've (insert more preferable thing here)" , you just gotta do it with calm, measured confidence and you'll sell it, no matter how skeptical someone is

@ottumon
Holy shit they're taking notes from the Tory party playbook here in the UK then

@Ivafakename

Dragons and the like are pretty hot so... I dunno, maybe?

@ottumon
Jfc centrists are such goddamn garbage

@Galuade@snouts.online
@Kaffe@chitter.xyz
Oh shit Snuggly the Crow didn't like the trade.

@Sir_Boops
I guess he needs it DRILLING into his head that this sort of bodge job WOOD SCREW his car up :3

@akpoff
A boss that actually thought "hey hold on... Is this SAFE to use??" and who wasn't referring to the safety of their bottom line?

... Seems unlikely, but I'll let it slide

@ottumon
If there's one thing you can depend on centrists for, it's to continually object to anything that doesn't support and reinforce the status quo, especially if they are benefited in some way due to it

@Ivafakename
Even then I suspect they'd have to admit that, actually yeah, if they WERE into girls, they totally would.

@Ivafakename
I mean...

Real talk, she's got gorgeous eyes and she really is a very beautiful dragon, so anybody who says they wouldn't are either a liar or just aren't into femme dragons

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz
Mood :<

@Doggo
It really does feel like a browser window opening like a ton of popups and all of them look identical but ONE of them is playing an embedded video or song really really loudly and I'm fighting the popups to try and close it down

@Merristasis
I did wonder why "Weird Part Of The Night" suddenly started playing in my head

@Merristasis ...is that louis cole?