Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@goat@hellsite.site Diogenes probably did it because Plato sassed him once when he thought he wasn't in earshot. like plato was like "psh, diogenes? He lives in a sewer, there's no way he fucks."
Diogenes heard and was like "WHAT. FUCK YOU." went out, and had an orgy right in the middle of one of Plato's lectures, maintaining eye contact with him and flipping him off the whole time, just to make a point.

@heytanuki@snouts.online I swear to fuck I genuinely thought "...is that... is that an edit of the pidgeon memm thing???" when I first saw his icon. I mean I quickly foudn out it wasn't but I was LITERALLY like "oh haha cool the pidgeon identification meme thing wait no hold up no it's nolt???... is it????" I had to physically check and I was too embarassed to say it and I thought Iw as the only one

@heytanuki@snouts.online oh my GOD THANK you.

Fugl's a pretty pointless "game" but it's nice and soothing to play and chill to for a while.

though it's prolly gonna get replaced for me by being able to play Flower and Journey on Epic Store c_c

...oh yeah Fugl's updated again. huh.

@007@mastodon.xyz aw ye

@SaintoftheSun@witches.live cishet dudebros will still be like "onyl cause you not had sex with ME babe, c'mon what about it? ; ) " in response to this flag. :|

@Ivafakename I'm Ren! :D

*quails in response to all the disapproving looks, pokes fingers together in embarassment* I... I just wanted to be included...

i have to play a kobold girl adventurer next time I play d&d i ahve to i will not take no for a7n answer

@007@mastodon.xyz it's... it's...

it's so beautiiful

@phenokage@snouts.online perfect fluffy boi

@Sir_Boops hey go easy on them, they've had a hard time of it lately and could do with the extra cash

@theoutrider NTFS? Oh yeah that's that racing game isn't it
Need... to... fast... speed?

*finds two socks that look the same out of all the odd socks!*
Yay!
*goes to put them together. they are EVER SO SLIGHTLY different shades, and one is literally just 1 cm longer.*

it's okay. it's okay. I can just... ignore it and match them up any-fhghgjkahkFNO I CAN'T AAGH WHY SOCKS WHY

seriously I have two socks that are superficially identical. EXCEPT for one being like... half an inch longer.

Meanwhile while this giantass file trnasfers I'm matching socks and realising I have... a lot of odd socks with no matching pair.

... and a lot of socks which loook identical except when you hold them up to each other and it's like a goddamn "spot the difference" puzzle designed by a sadist.