@Sir_Boops ABORT MISSION
@envgen My partner's mother bought me this like, senga matress or whatever it's called. I am terrified of looking up how much it cost. it's some kind of combination of memory foam, pocket spring and like, six different mattresses in one or some shit and it's comfy as fuck but oh god it must have cost a fortune aghakfhjlhgjf.
I did however get a really good mattress for like... £50. downside? it was off amazon :<
i got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused
@em Yakuzi Jacuzzi
...oh my god florian i just relaised what your display name was @theoutrider i literally have spent all this time going "huh i guess he really likes euro truck simulator" i cannot believe i never fucking realised
@codl what
how dare
@theoutrider actually it refers to the fact that with enough half-A presses and by building up speed for several hours you can get Malcolm into a quantum dimension where he exists as both "middle" brothers thus effectively making him the middle brother
warhams
@daylight "warhams" made me think of hamtaro characters but in a world of tanks style game.
hair removal
@heytanuki@snouts.online I hate using Nair for that very reason ;; plus the smell oh my god. I'd shave but once I start I physically can't stop and I start panicking about it and it takes me hours. I wish waxing didn't take so much money to do and make so much mess because hten I start panicking about the mess and trying to clear it up and if I miss any spots augfihalsifjhags
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.