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@yuri_bot@mastodon.social
They're all super cute and adorable and lovely and yes you wouldn't be wrong ^^

friggin blaster master zero 2 has a girl with huge tids and who has a plant pot for a head.

a plant pot.

a friggin...

i mean...

inticreates wtf

@ShugoWah@snouts.online Justice is an armoured Sergal. Guilty Gear is about fursonas

I put Duskers on that one Temmie named Bob
you go, Bob. and go into the void

@DanQGoo@snouts.online realtalk though pepsi is a cute name for a kitty

Legendary Apollo project programmer Margaret Hamilton, next to a printout of weirdo tech bro replies to her posts

@envgen My partner's mother bought me this like, senga matress or whatever it's called. I am terrified of looking up how much it cost. it's some kind of combination of memory foam, pocket spring and like, six different mattresses in one or some shit and it's comfy as fuck but oh god it must have cost a fortune aghakfhjlhgjf.

I did however get a really good mattress for like... £50. downside? it was off amazon :<

@chronicallymoe@radical.town Jesus: "...did I fucking stutter?"
rich americans: "yeah but like, what if someone was say, uhh, as rich as me? Hypothetically? Like, how much would it cost??"

i got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused 

@em Yakuzi Jacuzzi

Gachaman, an anime about superheroes who fight for conservation, environmentalism, and the responsible use of technology, but get their superhero costumes randomly out of a prize-ball machine at the start of every episode

...oh my god florian i just relaised what your display name was @theoutrider i literally have spent all this time going "huh i guess he really likes euro truck simulator" i cannot believe i never fucking realised

@theoutrider actually it refers to the fact that with enough half-A presses and by building up speed for several hours you can get Malcolm into a quantum dimension where he exists as both "middle" brothers thus effectively making him the middle brother

warhams 

@daylight "warhams" made me think of hamtaro characters but in a world of tanks style game.

hair removal 

@heytanuki@snouts.online wishing you luck with that ;; *sends hugs* Body hair is a fuck and if there was some way to be completely truly permanently rid of it I would take it in a heartbeat

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